Vinnie decides to serenade Charley! Heaven help us!
Vinnie Sings!
Vinnie: Charley told us she had a surprise for us. I was hoping it was an invite to a Nubs game. We went to the garage and she came out to us in a long dark blue evening gown. She looked great! I wondered why she was all dressed up. Then she made us dress up in tuxs, dress shirts, ties and dress shoes. Hello? we're bikers. We don't do monkey suits. Throttle and Modo weren't too happy, either. Then we got really depressed when she told us we were going to the theater.
Ugh! No thanks! But we did it to make her happy.
Charley: I'm just too excited! All the guys do is watch sports. I wanted them to be exposed to some culture. So I got tickets to see Andrew and Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera. Throttle and Modo kinda got into it during the fight scenes.
I think Vinnie got a little jealous of the phantom. He is so hot! So romantic. I nearly swooned when he began singing.
Vinnie: Yeah, I'm jealous. What's that guy got that I don't? I mean, look at me. Look at him. Need I say more? I intend to show Charley-girl I'm just as romantic as this phantom joker. And I know how.
Charley: Vinnie said he wanted to surprise me so he asked me to come to the Scoreboard. I came there the next day. What I saw made me smile. Modo was sitting next to a drum set. Throttle was on a musical keyboard. They looked annoyed.
"Hit it bros!" Vinnie called out. They began playing. They were playing Neil Sekada's Calendergirl.
Vinnie (singing): I love, I love, my Charley-girl.
January Vinnie: You start the year off fine/You're my little valentine
Throttle and Modo(singing):February
Vinnie(singing): Greasepit had you for a while/We blasted him which made me smile/yeah,yeah, my heart's in a whirl/I love, I love, my little Charley-girl. Everyday/everyday Everyday of the year.
Throttle and Modo(singing): March
Vinnie(singing): The stinkfish is back/April: We won't give him jack/
Vinnie(singing): May: With Carbunkle by his side/June: We're gonna take them for a ride/yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl/ I love, I love, my little Charley-girl. Everyday/everyday/everyday of the year. Vinnie: July: Hot dogs and root beers galore/August: If bad guys show up we're gonna show 'em the door/September: Our Charley girl' all aglow/
/October: When she rides her bike she steals the show/yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl/ I love, I love, I love my little Charley girl every day/everyday of the year
Charley began laughing and clapping her hands. He was so cute.
"Okay, we're done 'cause Law and Order's on." Modo said getting up off the drum set and going into the building.
"And I'm getting a root beer." Throttle said, following him.
"Bet I'm better than that phantom guy, huh?" Vinnie asked Charley after they left.
"Vinnie, I like you the way you are. You don't have to pretend with me." She said, hugging and kissing him on the cheek.
"Aw, Sweetheart." Vinnie said, blushing.
"Just promise me one thing."She said.
"What's that?"
"Stick to fighting bad guys."she smiled.