Dumdedum...I'm back. And this time I'm back with Ghost in the Shell. Please don't expect me to be serious. I'm lacking it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Ghost in the shell only my sad sad hippos.
POKER
It was a beautiful night. The clear sky, the twinkling of the stars and the brightness of the moon against the dark of the night. There was a light breeze as well. All of these beautiful things did nothing for Batou's mood.
He pulled his coat closer for comfort, even though his cybernetic body didn't need it. It was just a comfort. Besides it was summer. Who wore coats in summers? He moved briskly away from the parking lot and towards the entrance of the building. Taking care no one saw him he creeped up to the door and checked the area for any sign of life or AI life...whatever. He entered and let his coat drop.
Grunting under his breath he walked in carefully avoiding all the security cameras. He would have used his optic camo but...well it couldn't be done. He hoped that the Major had hacked the cameras after all it was because of her that he was in this situation in the first place. But then again...she could be rather sadistic in these situations.
He made his way up the stairs...the lift would probably blow his cover. On his way up he wondered how he got himself into shit like this anyway. On reaching the destined floor he walked into the lobby and passed an android.
''Good evening sir.'' she said. Batou grunted back but didn't stop. Although he could feel the androids eyes on his back before he heard the sound of a shot circuit from where she sat followed by a solid thump. Looking back he saw her lying on the floor, the ports in her neck smoking.
He was going to kill someone.
He reached the door. The dreaded door. This was it. The final step towards freedom...and embaressment. He hesitated a bit as he stared at the doorknob.
''Screw this'' he muttered angrily before he pushed the door open and stepped in awaiting the inevitable.
The first thing that happened was...nothing. Everyone simply stared at the tall buff man with cybernetic eyes with his hair pulled up in a bun and a pink tutu with matching ballerina shoes laced up to the knees. Saito just stared at him with an amused look in his eyes, Togusa looked ill, Borma and Pazu choked on their coffee. The major just smirked.
''All right!'' Batou growled''just get this over with already.''
No one said a word. The door behind him opened and something crashed to the floor, hot liquid seeped into his stockings.
''Oh God! My eyes!'' Ishikawa cried out and a snort escaped someone and all hell broke loose.
15 minutes later
Saito coughed hard from the punch Batou had gifted his stomach, Pazu was in tears and Borma looked thoroughly amused. Togusa looked distrubed and Major seemed to have the time of her life.
Bitch.
Ishikawa though...looked pained. And green. At least he knew one thing now...
''No one challenges the Major in Poker''
Ping! There you go...first chappie up. Enjoy!