Random Shit Take 1.
Asian Father: Son you doctor yet?
Asian Son: *sigh* No dad I'm 12 years old.
Asian Father: YOU TALK TO ME WHEN YOU DOCTOR!
Random Shit Take 2.
Hitler: Hey look there's a bright shiny gun! *goes to get the gun*
Jon&Dimitri&Niko&and all the normal people in the world: *BLOWS DA FACK OUT OF HITLA*
Hitler: AHHH! MY SMOOF SMOOF!
Jon: FUS RO DAH!
Hitler: *blows up*
Everyone: YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYA!
Random Shit Take 3.
Esbern: But... there is one they fear. In their tongue... he is 'Dovahkiin'-Dragonborn!
Dragonborn: FUS RO DAH!
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin,
wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan,
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!
Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod,
Aahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein!
Wo lost fron wah ney dov, ahrk fin reyliik do jul,
voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein!
Ahrk fin zul, rok drey kod, nau tol morokei frod, rul
lot Taazokaan motaad voth kein!
Sahrot Thu'um, med aan tuz, vey zeim hokoron pah, ol fin
Dovahkiin komeyt ok rein!
Ahrk fin Kel lost prodah, do ved viing ko fin krah,
tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein!
Alduin, feyn do jun, kruziik vokun staadnau,
voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lein!
Nuz aan sul, fent alok, fod fin vul dovah nok,
fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz!
Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot,
Dovahkiin kos fin saviik do muz! (Translation: Dragonborn, Dragonborn, by his honor is sworn, To keep evil forever at bay!
And the fiercest foes rout when they hear triumph's shout, Dragonborn, for your blessing we pray!
Hearken now, sons of snow, to an age, long ago, and the tale, boldly told, of the one!
Who was kin to both wyrm, and the races of man, with a power to rival the sun!
And the Voice, he did wield, on that glorious field, when great Tamriel shuddered with war!
Mighty Thu'um, like a blade, cut through enemies all, as the Dragonborn issued his roar!
And the Scrolls have foretold, of black wings in the cold, that when brothers wage war come unfurled!
Alduin, Bane of Kings, ancient shadow unbound, with a hunger to swallow the world!
But a day, shall arise, when the dark dragon's lies, will be silenced forever and then!
Fair Skyrim will be free from foul Alduin's maw, Dragonborn be the savior of men!)
Random Shit Take 4.
Lois: Ok Meg just take off your pants and we can start.
Meg: But mom! I don't want to do this!
Lois: Meg it's only a gynecologist appointment!
Random Shit Take 5.
Toilet: HERPITY DERPITY! HERP MC DERP!
Man: *running around* AHHH IT ATE MY SHIT! HELP ME JESUS! HELP ME JEWISH G-D! HELP ME ALLAH! AHHHH HELP ME TOM CRUISE! TOM CRUISE USE YOUR WITCHCRAFT ON ME TO GET THE FIRE OFF OF ME!