Hey Hey Hey it's your girl Andre! Just joking it's Andrea! But it rhymed! Haha! I've been thinking about this story for a long time and had to change it a lot before I actually put it up. It won't be too long, but it should be interesting. Sooo...enjoy!!

Chapter 1: Who Are You? The Worst Teacher In The World!

The chipmunks and chipettes were in their homeroom class talking when Jeanette brought up what had been on her mind.

"Hey guys" she asked. "Did you hear about Ms. Finton?"

"No, what about her?" Celene asked.

"Well..I heard she got fired" Jeanette said.

"What? Why?" Felicia asked.

"No one really knows" Jeanette said. "They say it was something she did"

"Well what could she have done" Alvin asked. "She's the best teacher in the world"

"Oh no" Brittany said. "You know if Alvin compliments a teacher it has to be bad"

"Well I say it's just a big fat lie" Tyler said. "Or a rumor"

"I hope so" Eleanor sighed.

Just then the classroom door flew open and hit the wall behind it. It hit it so hard the whole classroom went silent. It hit it so hard the Brittany, Jeanette, and Eleanor jumped and fell out of their seats.

"Are you guys alright" Theodore asked as he, Alvin, and Simon held out their hands for them to take.

"Yeah we're fine" Jeanette said as she and her sisters took their hands, but they were so shaken they had a little trouble getting up.

Just then a man walked into the room. He wore a tight black shirt, black pants, and black boots. He was white and had short blonde hair. His grey eyes scanned the class.

Everyone held their breath as they watched him walk to the desk and set down his black case. The only noise were his boots scuffing across the floor.

"Who are you!?" Brandon blurted out suddenly.

The class turned to him and them back to the scary man in the front.

The teacher turned to to look at Brandon, but then his eyes fell on Alvin, Simon, and Theodore who were on the floor and still holding Brittany's, Jeanette's, and Eleanor's hands.

His eyes stayed on them as he grabbed the yard stick that was laying on the desk. He walked over to them. No one moved a muscle.

"What are you doing?" he asked quietly as he approached them.

"Oh uh..we were just helping them up sir" Simon explained as the brothers finally came to and helped the girls up.

Before they could let go of each others hands, the man stopped them.

"No PDA" he said quietly.

"What?" Alvin asked. "PDA? We were just helping them up!"

The man glared. "No...PDA!!" he yelled as he brought the yard stick above his head and brought hit down towards the six's hands.

The six gasped and tore their hands away from each other just as the ruler was about to hit them.

"Now sit down!" he yelled, his face red.

The six scurried to their seats.

"What was that all about" Celene whispered to Brittany as she sat down next to her.

"I don't know" Brittany whispered back.

"No talking!" the man snapped at Celene and Brittany.

They quickly shut their mouths. Kayla glared at the man. She didn't like the way he was speaking to his sister and friends. She was about to say something when Jeanette stopped her by grabbing her arm.

"No" she whispered.

Kayla sighed and sat back down, her glare never letting up.

The man walked back to his desk and slammed the yard stick down, making everyone in the classroom jump.

"Now as most of you probably know, Ms. Finton has been fired" he spat.

The chipmunks and chipettes glanced at each other.

"So I am now your teacher" he said.

The class gasped.

"Oh shut up!" the man said.

"Now my name is Mr. BabminskaBabaloo" he said.

"Huh?" was the word that echoed throughout the class.

"Mr. BabminskaBabaloo!!" he yelled. "And I will not be called Mr. B, Mr. Babaloo, or Mr. Babmiskaskaska!"

From the first row, Alvin, Brandon, Brittany, and Celene wiped their faces because Mr. B (I'm not spelling that ridiculous name that many times!) spit on them a little.

"Now I want everyone in here to start reading chapter whatever in your textbooks!" Mr. B yelled.

Eleanor slunk deeper in her seat. Mr. B noticed her. He slammed his fist on the desk.

"You!" he yelled. "Girl with the blond hair and the pigtails"

Eleanor's heart beat faster. "Y-yes" she answered.

"Why aren't you reading chapter whatever!" he yelled at her.

The chipmunks and chipettes along with the whole class watched, feeling sorry that sweet little Eleanor was about to get in trouble.

"W-well my g-guardian M-Miss Miller thought that my t-textbook was some sort of cheese and s-started grading it, t-then when it wasn't working s-she through it away." she explained. "B-Before I could g-get to it, the g-garbage truck had already taken it a-away"

Mr. B walked over to Eleanor. "Get up" he growled at her.

"W-what?" her eyes were getting wet.

"Get your ass out of that chair!" he screamed at her.

Now a few of the chipmunks and chipettes were starting to get pretty pissed off!

"Okay" Eleanor said as she quickly got up.

"Go to the front of the room!" he said pointing to the front of the classroom.

Eleanor speed-walked to the front of the class.

"Now I want 100 jumping jacks!" Mr. B yelled.

"What" Eleanor said stunned.

"Now!!" he yelled.

Eleanor immediately started to do them.

"Um excuse me" a voice with an attitude said from behind Mr. B.

He turned around to find a seething Kayla standing up with her fist balled.

"Mr. Baba.....Aloo....Ba-" Kayla struggled to say his name.

"Mr. BabminskaBabaloo" he corrected.

"Whatever" Kayla said.

"Sit down young lady" Mr. B said.

"No" Kayla snapped.

"Excuse me" Mr. B said.

"You have no right to talk to Eleanor like that" Kayla said.

"And you have no right to talk to me like that!" Mr B. said. "I am an adult and you are a child! No you get up here and do 100 jumping jacks with her!!"

"What!?" Kayla asked.

"You heard me!" he said. "Now!!"

Kayla cursed him under her breath as she made her way to the front of the class and started jumping next to Eleanor.

Kayla looked at her. Eleanor's eyes said 'Thanks for trying.'

"Honestly" Mr. B said. "What kind of idiot story is that? A woman would never be stupid enough to think that a book is cheese!"

"It's a true kind of idiot story!" Brittany yelled as she stood up. "Ms. Miller is my guardian too and I know for a fact that is something she would do!"

Mr. B glared at her.

"Ms. Miller is just a little confused as all" Brittany continued. "But you sir do not have the right to call her stupid!"

"If it wasn't obvious young lady, your doing jumping jacks too!!" Mr B yelled.

Brittany gasped before she stomped to the front of the room.

Everyone watched in horror as the three did jumping jacks in front of the room.

"Are you even allowed to make children do physical labor!" Kayla yelled angrily.

"I don't know, but I'm making you do it anyway" Mr. B said smugly.

Kayla scoffed and went back to jumping.

"Faster!" Mr. B suddenly yelled.

The girls sped up.

"I want those faster!" he yelled again.

The girls went faster.

"Faster!! I wanna see you sweat!!" he yelled.

The three chipettes went as fast as they could as they glared at Mr. B.

There were mixtures of shock and anger from the class. Mostly from the chipmunks and chipettes.

They were all thinking the same thing: "We gotta get rid of this psychopath"

Well there you have it!! Chapter one is up!! This teacher seems like a drill sargent doesn't he? Isn't he just terrible. I got the name from combining the name of the European swimsuit model on an episode of iCarly, and an African substitute teacher I once had! LOLZ

Let me just say that the chipmunks and chipettes aren't just gonna sit and take this. THEY ARE GONNA GET RID OF THIS TEACHER! Even if they have to become....spies!!

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