What's up everybody, today I have a very special story for you. I'm here with my bro SimonSeville101.
Si: Sup!
And today we're doing a colab. story for you, telling you all our life stories.
Si: So let's get on with the show!
Alvin: What's up Hollywood, my name is Alvin Seville
Simon: And I'm Simon Seville
Alvin: And today we are doing our first tale
Simon: So on with it shall we
Alvin: All right so Simon and me live in a nice apartment in Hollywood
Simon: And Brittany is asleep in their room and Jean is out doing…I don't even remember
Laughter from audience
Alvin: So I'm chilling in the living room and Si here tells me he found some magazines under my bed and took em'
Simon: They were good magazines
Laughter from audience
Alvin: Anyway, so I go in his room and he's got my…special magazines
Simon: They were Playboys!
Alvin: Shut up!
Crowd bursts out laughing
Alvin: Anyway! So Si's got my mags, and I ask him not to tell Britt cause then the world would fucking end
Laughter from audience
Simon: So I agree
Alvin: Then, Si here asks me to leave the room, I ask why
Simon: I tell him it's none of his business
Alvin: So being the good brother that I am
Laughter from audience
Alvin: I leave him alone
Simon: "Cough" Good brother my ass
Laughter from audience
Alvin: "Rolls eyes" Anyway, so after I leave I hear noise from Si's room
Simon: I was doing nothing!
Laughter from audience
Alvin: He was doing…special things with my magazines
Crowd bursts out laughing
Simon: "Face turns red"
Alvin: "Snickers"
Simon: Anyway! After I…finished I went back out into the living room
Alvin: Where he threw my magazine at my face
Laughter from audience
Alvin: So then Britt comes out of our room and starts yelling "What's going on out here!?"
Laughter from audience
Simon: Here's what happened from then on
Flashback
Simon: Hide the mag!
Alvin: Ahh "Runs into room"
Simon: Hey there, Sis
Brittany: What was that all about?
Simon: Oh nothing
Brittany: Normally I'd question, but I'm tired so…"Shrugs" "Goes back into room and closes door"
Simon: Phew, I think that's enough porn for one day
Brittany: "Snaps open door"
Simon: Shit run!
End Flashback
Crowd bursts out laughing
Alvin: "Breaks out laughing" And I'm in the closet already and I can still hear him yell
Crowd continues laughing
Simon: So after that I haul ass into the closet with Alvin
Alvin: And the thing nobody knows is I have a secret hideout in the closet
Simon: So we crawl through this small hole in the back of the closet
Alvin: And we reach my hideout. I've got a mini fridge, some of my hoodies
Simon: "Cough" Huge box of porn mags
Laughter from audience
Alvin: Shut it masterbater!
Crowd burst out laughing
Simon: "Face turns red"
Alvin: Anyway! So we block off the entrance and hide in my hideout
Simon: It's darker than hell in there
Laughter from audience
Alvin: Lucky for me I had my zippo lighter with me
Simon: So we're sitting in the hideout and I realize I am freezing my ass off!
Laughter from audience
Alvin: So since I was only wearing a tank top since I was relaxing at home
Simon: And I still didn't put a shirt on after I…finished
Laughter from audience
Alvin: I went and got some of my signature hoodies
Simon: I didn't really want to wear Al's red hoodie with that big ass A on it
Laughter from audience
Simon: "Chuckles" But beggars can't be choosers
Alvin: So we're hiding out hoping and praying that Britt doesn't find us
Laughter from audience
Simon: When I get an Idea
Flashback
Simon: Hey Al, is there a way we can maybe mess with her out there?
Alvin: "Face brightens up" Follow me
Simon: "Follows"
Alvin: Here help me "Pushes box"
Simon: "Pushes"
Alvin: There, talk into this air vent
Simon: "Gets close to vent" Oh Brittany
End Flashback
Laughter from audience
Alvin: So Si's talking to Britt through the vent and she losses her shit!
Laughter from audience
"Brittany: Where are you fuckers!"
Laughter from audience
Simon: So I mess with her for like a good ten minutes and she still has no idea where we are
Laughter from audience
Alvin: And then…
Flashback
Simon: "Falls forward, pushing the vent open, falling to the floor"
Woooaaahh!
End Flashback
Crowd bursts out laughing
Alvin: "Tries to catch breath" Haha, and then the worst part…
Simon: As if on cue…Jean walked in
Crowd bursts out laughing
Alvin: Well that's all we have time for today, we'll see you next time for another crazy tale
Alvin: Well that went well
Simon: Easy for you to say you didn't fall out of an air vent
Alvin: Hope you guys enjoyed this story, don't forget to review, we'll see you next time.