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Hermione!
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Hermione!
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HERMIONE! Bloody hell! What d'ya want me to do? Beg?
Well that might be nice for a change. I usually have to do all the hard work, and you just reap the benefits. In my opinion, this is hardly a fair relationship. I would much rather we played equal roles in this.
You mean you want me to work harder when we're together?
Yes Ron! At last the penny has dropped! The light-bulb of understanding has been lit! Ronald Weasley is finally going to do what I have wanted him to offer to do, for such a long time.
All right 'Mione, no need to get stressed. And besides I never said I was willing to render my services to you, I only realised what you were talking about.
ARGH! What is it with boys? They're all the same! So full of themselves, up their own arses, and only out for what they can get! I'm done with you! I hate the lot of you! So selfish, arrogant, conceited, conniving...AARRGGHH!
Ok, I'm just going to let you cool off a bit.
Ron, I'm fuming! It'll take a lot more than silence to cool me off.
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Erm...Hermione?
What now Ronald? Want more from me?
I always want more from you. But no, seriously, you need to calm down, or at least look calmer. We're in the middle of Potions, and the King of sarcasm himself, the Prince of darkness, Overlord of the underworld, Professor Severus Snape, is starting to have his attention drawn over here. I didn't think we could possibly distract him from the disaster that Neville made out of his last experiment and essay write-up, unfortunately, we are managing it, or at least you are. You're practically smoking at the ears!
Thanks for the warning Ron, but you know what to do to make me feel better, and calm down. It doesn't take that much...
Oh Hermione, but you do it all so much better than me!
I know, I know, but it just isn't fair on me. I'm usually taken for granted, and I suppose I'm just wishing that someone would help me out every now and then, and decreased my load. Everyone relies on me to do all the work, for all of us! You, Harry, the twins, Dean, everyone! When I finally get to return to the dorms at night, I'm absolutely shattered, and I can't always find time to get all the work I have to do for myself done.
Aww 'Mione! I didn't realise! I'm sorry! From now on I'll take my fair share of the work, whether it's for you, or Harry, or anyone, except perhaps the twins. Oh yeah, and I'll have a go at Harry, this whole "My scar's hurting, help me" business has gone on for long enough.
At last! Someone is going to take notice about the point I've been trying to make every night for the past few weeks. You're so thoughtful Ron.
You ain't so bad yourself!
Giggles
Ha ha, I love it when you laugh. I guess that's one of the reasons I like you so much.
Ron, this isn't another way of getting me to do all the work is it?
No! God no Hermione! I think you're gorgeous! You're brains are just an added bonus to a wonderful person.
Wow! Such sentiment! I think I like you too Ron. Especially when you display this more sensitive, caring side.
So, you going to help me with my Transfiguration essay?
RON!
It's alright! I'm kidding!
I love you Ronald Weasley.
Love you too Hermione Granger.
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