This is how going to a convention with Katie(my best friend) plays in my mind:
Security Guard: I need to see your tickets.
Katie: -hands tickets-
SG: you two have fun. -stifles laugh-
Emily: Uh, yeah. -flashes sign- LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!
K: -in a quiet voice- shhhh!
E: right.
K: ahah! -points- what a NERD!
E: -looks at you wierdly-
K: oh...right...I'm wearing a Starfleet uniform.
E: -giggle-
E&K: -walks around-
K: EMILY! EMILY! -digs claws into my arm- Its...its...its...
E: Alexander Siddig?
K: -squeals and jumps up and down- YES YES YES!
E: -holds you down- Wooooah there Katie!
K: but, its...mah...love!
E: hes like, what? 40 years OLD?
K: -slaps- HES SEXY!
E: and old enough to be your dad!
K: stop it Emily!
E: just...keep your love within limits..-looks around- KATIE! NO GLOMPING ALEXANDER!
K:-glomps Alexander-
SG: Miss, please get off of Mr. Siddig!
K: NO NO NO! HES MINE! -shows nails- BACK OFF!
E: KATIE! STOP!
SG: Miss, we're going to have to forcefully remove you!
K: -gets off- WHERES DJANGO?
Alexander: uh...um...by...water..fountains...
E: ALEXANDER! YOU'VE DONE IT NOW!
K: -runs to water fountains- DJANGO! MARRY ME! MARRY ME!
SG: MISS! LEAVE THE POOR CHILD ALONE!
E: Mr. Muscleman, you need to forcefully remove her!
K: please please please Django!
D: uhm...uhh...leave me alone! -karate chopsK's head-
SG: -takes Katie out of building-
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Lol. (: I hope this doesn't happen in August)