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Chapter 1

Warning: Spoilers from the manga… Don't like it… Don't read it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. This will be the first and last time I say it.

A/N: My first sort-of crack pairing story XD. This story is dedicated for Uchiha Itachi cause he is just so awesome. Stupid Sasuke for killing him . I can't believe he died…

Spoiler Over…

"Stupid damn skirt… kuso (1)" Sakura muttered as she walked to the office of her new all-girls school, Leaf Ladies College. She had to wear a dark green skirt and a apple green blouse and dark brown shoes. It all made Sakura look like a Cherry Blossom tree with her pink hair all together.

"Hello Haruno Sakura-san" a lady with neat black hair greeted Sakura.

"Baka Chibi (2)" Sakura coughed as she thought of something louder to not say anything else bad.

"Hello…" Sakura checked the lady's name badge.

"… Hanako-sensei?"

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"Sakura-san, Come sit with us!" Emiko, some random girl Sakura met earlier that day shouted towards Sakura.

Sakura, not really caring about where she sat, sat with Emiko and her plastic friends.

"Hello…" Sakura said as she sat down next to Emiko.

"Sakura-san! This is…"

Emiko started to talk about her friends and a bit about them, Sakura, not caring about what she was saying stared at her food talking to her imaginary friends in her head.

"Sakura-san… Is that all you're going to be eating?" a girl at the table with dyed blonde hair asked. She seemed to be anorexic or something because she had a huge amount of junk food and appeared to be skinny. (A/N: I'm not against blondes or people who are anorexic. Sorry if I offended you, Gommen)

"Yes"

On Sakura's plate there was a salad.

"Why?"

"I'm a vegan unlike YOU"

"Nani! Meat is awesome!"

By now everyone at that table was standing up and debating about meat and being vegans… There were vegans at the table other than Sakura it appeared to be…

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"IS NOT!"

"IS TOO!"

Then some random person threw a meat loaf and a salad at the same time.

"FOOD FIGHT!"

And that's how the food riot began…

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"Sakura-chan… starting a food fight… Again… Oh well… We'll just have to set you up in a new school… I heard Oorada Senior High is a good school…" Sakura's mum said as they both made their way to Sakura's mum's car and drove off.

Sakura was a really smart straight A student but she just seemed to be the one in the middle of a fight. All schools wanted her and didn't want her at the same time. Sakura was good in everything except all the Social stuff.

Her parents were also pretty well-paid as they were lawyers and owned the Haruno Law Firm.

"Ok mum… We can stop here now… I'll catch the bus home" Sakura said as she flung her sports bag over her shoulder and made her way down to where a group of girls her age were standing around with their backs to her.

"Hey!" Sakura yelled to get their attention.

The girl turned to look towards Sakura. But they all glared through Sakura.

Sakura's grin disappeared because she knew something was up.

"What's happening?"

"Mirota-sensei killed our team"

Sakura stopped in her tracks.

"NANI!"

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"As if this day could get any worse…" Sakura muttered as she hopped into the bus and handed the bus driver some cards.

Sakura then looked up to see the bus crowded with people.

"Actually it can" Sakura mumbled as she continued her little hopeless story.

The only spot left was next to some blonde idiotic-looking kid and Sakura DID NOT want to stand up.

"Kuso…" Sakura mumbled as she sat next to Naruto.

"HI PINKY! MY NAME IS UZUMAKI NARUTO AND I'M GOING TO BE A FAMOUS RAMEN MAKER BECAUSE I LOVE RAMEN! WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" The idiot shouted.

"Hi Naruto-kun! I'm Sakura! I love ramen! And I love being every boy's whore girl and my life will always have an happy ending!" Sakura said sarcastically.

Sakura said as she grinned like an idiot and jumped up and down then sat next to Naruto. At that point, Her grin disappeared.

"OH MY GOSH! YOU DO! I LOVE RAMEN!" Naruto said.

Sakura narrowed her eyes at him.

"Well… duh, I don't cause look what ramen does to you (3)" Sakura said as she rolled her eyes.

"So which school do you go to?"

"No where"

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"So Sakurada Boys Grammar School?"

"Yep"

"I'll see you then"

"Ok"

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To: HARUNO Phone

From: Haruno Sakura

HI MUM & DAD!

WILL B AUNT RINA'S HOUSE 4 BOARDING SCHOOL THIS YR! WILL B BACK HOME SOON!

LOVE YOU

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SAKURA HIME (: (:

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"So are you Haruno Sora?"

"Yes… I am"

"Last time I heard… The Haruno's had a girl… but since you got a really high mark for the entrance exams… Anyways… Here are the keys for your dorm room and you may go now…"

"Yes… Minato-sensei"

1) Kuso: Pronounced "Ku-So-o"

Means: Damn It, Shit, Damn but can mean otherwise when talking to someone.

2) Baka Chibi

Means: Baka; Idiot. Chibi; Short.

Altogether, Short Idiot.

3) Naruto was high so Sakura said "See what ramen does to you" So yeah XD

So do you like it or hate it?

This is a tribute for Itachi...

LOVE YOU ALL!

BTW, This is my first attempt at something other than the "norm" pairings so yeah P Sorry if it is bad and unoriginal. If you want to ask something, Just ask and I'll answer.

And no, I promise not to offend anymore people. I'm really really sorry if I offended any of you. Gommen.

And no again, I will try not to make an Author's Notes during the story.

Oh yeah, If you're thinking "OMIGOSH! ANOTHER SHE'S THE MAN FIC!" You're wrong. I never copied She's The Man. And I'm sorry if there'sanother fic like this one... I did not know.

I also got the idea of the title from xxxHoLiC lol.