Disclaimer: I do not own anything that is in the story, nontheless if it is a original character. FLAMES ARE HATED BUT WILL BE USED FOR BURNING THINGS! NON YAOI!

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Chapter One: Prologue

Mr. Kunishima: Time for recess you little hooligans; i mean sweathearts.

Bui: Hey Hiei, what are you going to do at recess?

Hiei: Talk to Valerie. starts twisting his foot

Bui: Oooo! Valerie, Hiei and Valerie sitting in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G starts to giggle.

Hiei: So at least i like a girl!!

Bui: Yes i like someone!!!

Hiei: Ya your grandmother kids in class start to dive into laughter.

Bui: No her name is Mindy.

Hiei: OHHH THAT FATTY! all in laughter

Bui: She's not fat, she's big boned, WELL ATLEAST THATS WHAT SHE SAIDS!!!!

All kids leave for recess as Bui gets into fetal position. He is know in a corner and tears are dripping from his face.

-MEANWHILE, RECESS TIME-

Valerie: HIEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. She yells from who knows where.

Hiei: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Valerie: COME HERE!

Hiei: NO YOU COME OVER HERE!

Leon: HE IS NOT YOUR PET! VALERIE!!!!!

Hiei: SHUT YOUR LIPS DUDE!!!!

Valerie walks over to where Hiei and Leon are now fighting.

Valerie: What you guys doing?

Dust flies everywhere, then it starts to come clear. Hiei has his arm about to be knocked into Leon's eyeball. Leon about to bite's Hiei's earlobe.

Hiei/Leon: NOTHING!

Valerie: You have to be doing something to be doing nothing.

Mindy walks up.

Some Random Kid: EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!

Some Other Random Kid: RUN!!!!

THUMP

Mindy: Where's Bui?

Leon: I think he is dead?

Mindy: Come on be serious.

Hiei: You sure you didn't eat him and he's not stuck in your fat!!!

Mindy: starts to cry HOW RUDE!!!!!

AN: RR PLEASE!!!