Failtasmic Chapter 1-Eternal Optimists

AN: I was reading the Wikipedia page for Fantasmic! and there was a section that talked about the difference between the Disneyland and Disney World versions. Then I thought; how can I relate/combine them and create a fanfiction? And that's why you're reading this instead of a Great Mouse Detective nextgen fic. (But I haven't given up hope on that idea yet) Anyways, Disney owns everything. Even your soul. (Kidding!)

The Villains League was not happy.

Or rather, the villains on the League's High Council were not happy.

Currently, their anger was directed at five specific villains, those five being Ursula, Queen Grimhilde, Maleficent, Captain Hook, and in a rare twist of events, Chernabog.

"So let me get this straight," Jafar said, fuming. "You attacked Mickey inside his imagination."

"You must admit, it was much better than your crackpot plan last Halloween." Maleficent replied, glaring at the sorceror.

Hades chuckled. Jafar shot him a dirty look and continued.

"That's not the point. You five went behind our backs! Now, if you had suceeded, this wouldn't have been a problem. But you failed, and now there are heroes watching us nearly every moment, and that is your fault!"

"Hook started it," Ursula said quickly, pointing to the pirate captain, who made a strangled, high-pitched squeak and promptly fainted. "If he hadn't gone for it, Grimhilde would never have gotten the idea!"

"I am capable of thinking for myself, you know." The Queen said, pouting.

"That's quite true," Maleficent said. The Queen smirked. "After all, Grimhilde was the one that called us together." The smirk quickly turned to an expression of nervousness as all the eyes of the Council turned to the vain woman.

"Is this true?" Frollo asked.

The other four (minus Hook, who was still unconcious) nodded eagerly. Grimhilde made a whimpering sound, similar to the one Hook had made before he passed out from fear.

"Hmm... Nevertheless, the punishment should extend to all of them." Lady Tremaine adressed her fellow Council members.

"Woah, wait a minute! Hear me out, guys." Ursula exclaimed. "I know it didn't work this time, but if we had a few more people, we've got a clear shot at taking down Mickey in his own mind! Are ya with me?"

Hades grinned. "I'm in, babe." Lady Tremaine scowled. "This is ridiculous. What makes you think that a few more villains would make a difference? Besides, it would only be in Mickey's imagination."

Maleficent quickly caught on to Ursula's scheme. "The mental blow would weaken him enough physically that we could defeat him both inside his mind as well as outside. But we'll need some very powerful villains..."

Jafar stood up. "Very well. I suppose I'll help you."

Maleficent and Ursula shared a trimphant smirk as Frollo, Cruella De Vil, and Scar echoed the statement.

This was going to be epic.

AN: Whaddya think? Leave a review with your opinion! After all, we writers need constructive criticism to improve! Flames will be given to the villains, which they will probably use on Mickey. Roasted mouse, anyone?