Here are the descriptions-
Lynxstorm: Silver she-cat with blue eyes
Dawnspark: cream she-cat with green eyes
Rainsky: Blue she-cat with blue eyes
Cheesenose: Golden yellowish tom with green eyes
Blizzardpaw: white tom with amber eyes
Honeypaw: Tiny golden yellow she-cat with blue eyes
Minkstorm: tortoishell she-cat with amber eyes
Lionfoot: Golden tom with green eyes
Scourge: Black tom
Mosskit: Tiny brown kit
Let the story begin! Oh yeah!
Lynxstorm: Greetings! I'm Lynxstorm and I'm here to bring you to a weird place… wherever the heck 5 commentators/5 contestants/ infinite insanity is being filmed. I think somewhere in Florida? This story is a companion to Warriors World Cup, Anyway, let's meet our 5 commentators!
Dawnspark: I'm Dawnspark and I'm the most sane cat out of the five of us.
Rainsky: No, I'M saner! I'm Rainsky and I love country music. Who doesn't?
Cheesenose: I like cheese.
Dawnspark: And he's Cheesenose. We'd also like-
Lynxstorm: Who put you in charge, Dawnspark?
Dawnspark: YOU did.
Lynxstorm: Oh. Yeah. Continue.
Dawnspark: We'd also like a warm welcome to our new apprentices, Blizzardpaw and Honeypaw!
(A tom and she-cat come out)
Honeypaw: Thanks, Dawnspark! We're happy to be here!
(She nudges Blizzardpaw, who just fell asleep)
Blizzardpaw: True! 25! Ben Franklin!
Honeypaw: Seriously?
Rainsky: The apprentices' training will be split between us three.
Cheesenose: I LIKE CHEESE!
Dawnspark: For today's episode, it's Minkstorm and Scourge/ Mosskit and Lionfoot's wedding! In the future, we'll have episodes with guests.
Lynxstorm: Please comment some guests to star on our show. We'll have three episodes with each group, and then switch out the cats!
Cheesenose: I'm hungry. Can we go eat cheese or Oreos?
Lynxstorm: Yeah, y'all can go to the break room for 5 minutes. I've gotta check on the brides.
Rainsky: Yaaas! Double Stuf!
(The five cats head into the break room. BTW this show takes place in a mansion in Florida or the Bahamas or something. Lynxstorm runs off to check on Mosskit and Minkstorm)
Minkstorm: Hey, Mosskit, does my hair look okay? I'm freaking out!
Mosskit: I have bigger problems! HAVE YOU SEEN MY FLOWERS? THEY'RE MISSING!
Lynxstorm: You're fine, both of you. Mosskit, your flowers are on the table behind you. Minkstorm, you look lovely. Let's go.
(The three she-cats exit the room and head out into the backyard, where the wedding takes place. Lionfoot and Scourge are standing there, wearing ties.)
Scourge: After this wedding is over, I WILL MURDER THIS TIE.
Lionfoot: Agreed, bro.
Lynxstorm: Lionfoot, don't talk like a stereotypical surfer dude.
Lionfoot: Yes ma'am.
Lynxstorm: GET IN HERE, HOSTS!
Dawnspark: BTW, the wedding guests are Bluestar, Oakheart, Quince, Socks, and Tinyfoot (Minkstorm + Lionfoot's dad). Bone, who Lynxstorm searched google for, is officiating.
Bone: Scourge, do you take this she-cat, Minkstorm, to be your wife, through TV shows and hitting her enemies with things? Through-
Scourge: Yeah, yeah, I do.
Bone: And Lionfoot, do you take this kit, Mosskit, do be your wife? Even though you hated her last week?
Lionfoot: I do! Love you, Mossy!
Bone: Shut up and let me finish the ceremony. Minkstorm, do you take Scourge to be your husband, even though he's kinda a psycho?
Minkstorm: I DO!
Bone: And, Mosskit-
Mosskit: I do.
Bone: Then I declare Mosskit and Lionfoot and Scourge and Minkstorm to be married. You may touch noses with the bride!
Scourge: Bone, you are in HUGE trouble for calling me a psycho. I'll meet you at Brokenstar's Lair for breakfast tommorow to chew you out.
Bone: Ye-yes sir.
(Bone hurries away, and everyone goes inside)
2 Hours Later…
Minkstorm: SCOURGE! I'm expecting kits!
Scourge: OMG!
Mosskit: Lionfoot, can you stop using proper grammar for me?
Lionfoot: But-but you just did use proper grammar!
Mosskit: DO YOU NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE? I WANT A DIVORCE!
LIonfoot: GOOD!
Lynxstorm: Let's stop here.
Thanks for reading this chapter! I need 5 cats to be on the next 3 episodes, so please comment some! There's nothing else to write here, so peace out.
Lynxstorm