Songfic I wrote one day when I was bored. I read one about Voldie a while ago and was like, "Hehe, cool." Sorry, I don't remember what it was. Don't worry, I didn't copy it though. Then I realized how easy "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" was to make into a songfic. So I wrote one about Harry.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.It belongs to JK Rowling, Warner Bros., and other peeps.I don't own "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" either. Please don't sue! I don't even have enough money to get my friends good Christmas presents sniffle, tear
Harry the scar-faced orphan
Lived in Number 4 Privet Drive "With the Dursleys!"
When Harry was a baby,
He beat Voldie but his parents died "On Halloween!"
All of the other children,
Used to laugh and call him names "Like Dudley's punching bag!"
They never let poor Harry
Join in any muggle games. "Like football!"
Then one raining stormy night,
Hagrid came to say.
"Harry, your life is so hard,
Did you know you're a wizard?"
Oh, how the wizards loved him,
As they shouted out with glee, "Yippee!"
"Harry the scar-faced wizard,
You'll go down in history!" "Like Dumbledore!"
I know it's not that good, but I can't rhyme. If you can think of any better ones, tell me and I'll try to fix it.
Now go review! I'll give you cookies if you do!