Kya hoga jab Abhijeet ko ho jaati hai ek bhayankar beemari? Kya bach payega wo? Read and find out.
Abhijeet ne duniya bhar ke aib kiye hote hain par wo CID ki nazron me ek nek dil officer hota hai. Par CID team ko nahi pata hota hai ki Abhijeet ek bhayankar beemari se peedit hota hai.
Ek din Abhijeet office nahi aata toh ACP ko bawasir ka dard uth jaata hai aur wo sabko apne piles ke khoon se lathpath office me bula leta hai. Daya gate se ghuste hi fisal kar gir jaata hai aur gulati khaata hua pankhe par latak jaata hai.
"Aaj wo haram ka baalak Abhijeet office kyun nahi aaya?" ACP apne paanv ka angootha chooste hue bolta hai.
"Teri Maa ke saath honeymoon par gaya lagta hai wo LOLOLOL" Salukhe ACP ko flying kiss deta hua bolta hai. Uske baad dono ek kone me baithkar rone lagte hain aur deewar ka paint khaane lagte hain.
Udhar Abhijeet ghar me apni beemari se jua khel raha hota hai. Usko Jhaat ka baal tod ka rog hua hota hai. Wo local hakeem ko dikhata hai aur hakeem uski gaand par haath ferta hua bolta hai ki uske pass bas kuch din bache hain iss beemari ki wajah se.
"Bacha sakta hai toh bacha le apne aap ko bsdk" Hakeem apni naak ke mucus me aag lagata hua bolta hai.
Abhijeet ye sunkar hakeem ko itne zor ka chumma deta hai ki hakeem ki gaand fat jaati hai aur usse azaan wale bhopu ki awaaz nikalne lagti hai.
Aaj, jaisa ki chodu hakeem ne bola tha, Abhijeet ki life ka aakhiri din hota hai isliye wo office se off lekar ganne (sugarcane) ka juice peene chala jata hai.
"Bhaiyya ek glass juice dena" Abhijeet apne kacche me haath daalkar juice wale bhaiyya se bolta hai.
Juice wals full too enraged ho jaata hai aur berserk mode me aa jata hai. Wo ganna lekar Abhijeet ki sutayi chalu kar deta hai. Chaaro taraf se Abhijeet ko ganne se maar pad rahi hoti hai.
Wo bachne ke liye ek plan sochta hai aur juice nikaalne wali machine par jump kar deta hai. Machine usko andar kheech leti hai aur uska juice nikaal deti hai, jisko juice wale bhaiyya naali me visarjit kar dete hain. Aur iss tarah Abhijeet apni bhayanak beemari se haar jata hai. O Yaara Dhol Baja ke, O Yaara Jashan Mana ke!
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