This is my first fic, so be gentle! I'll have some more chapters up soon.
Disclaimer: I don't own Xiaolin Showdown, but I keep praying that I do!
The Odd Disciplinary Actions Of Master Fung
Life at the Xiaolin Temple was generally calm, quiet, and peaceful. Or well, at least it was on the days that everyone was allowed to wake up at their own time and pace. On this particular day, however, Master Fung had to go to the vault for an emergency Shen Gong Wu check. Omi, who was always up at the the crack of dawn each morning, was given the duty of waking up the other monks, an opportunity that he took with a shriek of joy and a demonic laugh that followed. The round- headed monk then took the Orb Of Tornami out of his robes and proceeded to his fellow warrior's cubicles.
"Orb Of Tornami, Ice!" In the blink of an eye, all three cubicles (Omi had been smart enough not to use it on his own) were flooded with ice cold water that froze on contact. Immediately, Clay, Kimiko, and Raimundo leapt from their "beds" and clung to the temple rafters, shivering from the cold.
After recovering from their brief bouts of hypothermia, the three dripping warriors jumped down from the ceiling in front of Omi. Clay and Raimundo were already steaming mad at him, but Kimiko took it upon herself to scream as loud as she could at Omi.
"What the crap was that about Omi?" she yelled, saying it so hard that the lamp fixtures above began to flicker and sway back and fourth.
"Master Fung told me to wake you up. And that is what I did!" Omi replied with a satisfied grin.
" Well you didn't have to use the orb to try and friggin' freeze us to death!" she spat.
"But I was only following the orders that Master Fung gave me" stated Omi who was starting to become confused over the whole fiasco.
As the two of them continued their back and fourth argument, Raimundo and Clay had finally cooled off and became calm again. However, Omi and Kimiko continued to have at it, and soon afterwards, Raimundo started to become annoyed by it. Not at Omi, but at Kimiko instead. The argument went on for a good five more minutes, which was enough to give him a migrane. He then decided to intervene in the way that only Raimundo can.
"Good god girl, do you have to scream so loud? My eardrums are about to burst!" he yelled at her.
Kimiko, who at that point was wringing Omi by the neck, dropped him and turned around and faced Raimundo.
"Do me a favor Rai, and just keep your big fat face out of my business" she said. "I'll scream however loud I want to and you're not going to do anything about it!". Omi took the moment to jump off the floor and followed suit with Clay, who was bolting out of the room at breakneck speed.
Normally, Raimundo would just leave it at that and walk away, but for some reason today, he felt the need to defend himself and retaliate, urged on by the adrenaline pulsing through his veins. "Well at least I'm not like you with your huge fiery temper going around trying to kill everyone that you see!" he said.
"Oh don't even come at me with that Raimundo! Your temper's just as bad as mine, and on top of that, you're lazy, stupid, and extremely attention seeking!" Kimiko rebutted.
"When the hell have I ever been attention seeking before?" he yelled at her, get really mad at her now.
"Where do I even begin?" she yelled. You're such a loser that you went and joined Wuya and almost ended the world as we know it just because you didn't get promoted to Xiaolin Apprentice. And then when you didn't like all the work that Master Monk Guan gave us, you joined Hannibal and beat up Omi so much that you almost killed him!"
" I saved your friggin' neck when I joined Wuya, and I got like a million Shen Gong Wu when I joined Hannibal" he screamed at her. "And what about when you broke the Mosaic Scale and almost had Clay posessed by that damn earwig? And another thing about you that I hate is that you're always so obsessed with yourself and clothes and electronics that you never pay attention to anyone else and you always act like the rudest person on earth!"
"Well at least I don't come from a ghetto family of eight people in the slums of Brazil with annoying little brothers and sisters, gang violence, and and an illiterate mom!" she shot at him.
That hurt. A lot. Now it was time to get back at her. "Well at least my mom cares about me unlike yours, who left you and your dad when you were five and went off and married some other dude!" he yelled at her.
Kimiko gasped and cluthed at her chest as if she had been shot there. After that, the two of them stood there in silence glaring at one another. Dojo then took that moment to pop into the room with the Shen Gong Wu scroll. "Guys, we got a brand new Shen Gon-!". He stopped in mid- sentence as he saw the two of them standing there, staring at each other with the ultimate expressions of hate, their eyes brimming with tears. "What just happened?" he said, concerned for both of them.