Misty the Magical Mermaid

Cerulean City Gym

Dear Misty,

How are things at Cerulean? I hope you're well, and handling the Harpies alright.

Me and Pikachu are fine. We just arrived in Jojoba, in Dandelion Town. When I arrived, Prof. Rosebud was being attacked by a weird bug thing. It was called a Connoroach. I guess this new region has new Pokemon too. Pikachu made short work of it.

Pikachu told me to say, she misses you, and wants some ketchup next time we meet.

I'm really missing you, Misty. It's always more fun travelling with someone who could rip your head off at any moment. If you wanna reply, I'm staying at the hotel for a couple of days.

Pokelove, Ash

Ash Ketchum

Dandelion Town Hotel

Dear Ash,

How dare you call my dreadful, shrieking sisters Harpies! They're much worse! And I do much worse than ripping your head off!

Tell Pikachu I've got some Ketchup for her if she's very good and never shocks me again.

I'm missing you too Ash. How could you leave me here while you go off and explore someplace new? New Pokemon means New Water Pokemon. I wish I was there with you. I'm itching to get on the road again, but my sisters have totally let the gym go to pieces. Literally. One of the walls is nearly falling down, and the gym wouldn't be if it weren't for a broom handle.

And the bills! They've let us go $3000 into dept! Luckily I managed to get all that sorted out too.

By the way, Daisy got a new boyfriend, and he's a total jerk. He keeps going on about how he's the new leader of the gym, because THEY'RE ENGAGED! No way am I gonna let him take over my gym!

What the hell is Pokelove?

Misty x x x

Misty Mermaid

Cerulean City Gym

Misty,

Why didn't you tell me things had gotten this bad? I would've come back a year ago if you hadn't told me not to!

Pokelove is the love that Pokemon give you. I've got loads of Pokemon with me now. I've been travelling on Rapidash, and Pikachu, but since I left, I've caught a Dratini, a Cranird and I met Borocat, a legendary Pokemon, who said he would try to hook me up with one of his friends. I refused, but he introduced me to Vinya, Blaya and Wavya. I also went to Coconut Gym, and beat Bethany, which won me the Coco Badge. I'm sending it to you, so you can stick it on my shield.

If the new bf get any worse, I swear, I'm coming straight back home to sort him out.

Pokelove, Ash

Ash Ketchum

Coconut Pokemon Centre

Ash,

DO NOT COME BACK! Seriously, Seamore (the Jerk) read your letter, and said that if you came back, he would get his Gyrados to rip you apart, and seriously, that Gyrados is a huge level 70 thing! No, I'm not letting you come back and get yourself killed.

I got the badge, and stuck it with the rest. That's badge number 198. You only need two more, then you can become a Gym Leader! I'm glad I became one before the requirements rose.

I can't believe you already met the legendaries! And thanks for the photo as proof, but why don't you ever put yourself in a photo? I don't even know what you look like any more.

Sorry I aren't writing much. I've got a lot of forms to fill for the League.

Pokelove,

Misty.

My Misty Mermaid

Cerulean City Gym

Misty,

You think I care what that pathetic excuse for a human being thinks? OR about his stupid Gyrados? My Rapidash beat a level 81 Gyrados in a OHKO the other day, with a FIRE attack. You can't stop me. I'm coming home. I'm already on the plane into Hoenn. Then I'm gonna ride Rapidash to Jhoto and Dratini's giving me a lift to Cerulean.

You can't dissuade me.

Pokelove, Ash