It was December 20th evening, 5:00. It was snowing in the town of Springfield. The streets were covered in eight and a half inches of snow, which, if you do not know, is an enormously gigantic amount. If you did as much as put your foot a few yards out of your door, your foot would be stuck far beyond the snow's surface point.
Storms were forming. School was closed, yet no kids were running around and making snowmen and throwing snowballs outside. Everyone was indoors, bored to death.
In the Simpson's household, Homer was lying lazily on the couch, watching the Sunday football game, the Indians versus the Chargers. Homer was voting for the Indians.
When the game finally ended, which the Indians lost, an explosion of "dohs" came from Homer's mouth.
It was a boring day. You couldn't go outside, and, of course, inside the house is always boring, except if you do…
INSTANT TXT MESSAGING!
Dohmer logs in.
Bartcowabunga logs in.
Iloveschool101 logs in.
Iloveschool2 logs in.
BlueMargie logs in.
Maggioso logs in.
Bumblebeeman logs in.
Bartcowabunga: Hey, Maggie can't type! MOM!
BlueMargie: Yes, honey?
Bartcowabunga: Dlete the acount u made 4 maggie!
BlueMargie: BART! YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Bartcowabunga blocks BlueMargie.
Iloveschool101's new status: bored doing science.
Bartcowabunga: LISA! This is my cool thing! Get off here!
Iloveschool101: Bart, I have as much rights as you do.
Bartcowabunga blocks Iloveschool101.
Dohmer: MMM DONUTS!
Magioso: I'm a baby!
Dohmer: AHHH! MAGGIE! YOU CAN TALK!!!
Magioso: I LOVE YOU DADDA!
Dohmer's new status: SCARED!!!
Bartcowabunga: Hey, Milhouse, meet me at the Quicky mart.
Iloveschool2: I love you, Lisa. You wanna go to the movies?
Iloveschool101: EEW! MILHOUSE! NO!
Iloveschool101 blocks Iloveschool2
Iloveschool101 reports innapropiate content on Iloveschool2.
Bumblebeeman: You people are too weird! MAMMA MIA!