So i've been watching this rom/com called School Rumble. It's really funny, if you haven't seen it I would suggest it. Anyways, that's where i've gotten my inspiration from so I hope you guys enjoy this one-shot!

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"Neh neh Sakura-chan, what're ya doin'?" Naruto asks, bouncing on his feet. Sakura grins and hides something behind her back. "Today is Sasuke-kun's birthday!" Naruto frowns, his eyes scrunching up. "Why don't you ever do anything on my birthday?" He asks her. "Because you're not Sasuke-kun!"

"Ahh... Sakura-chan, you're taste in men stinks-,"

"Come again?!"

"N-nothing..."

Sakura sighs and skips over to her spot on the bridge. Naruto sits down in the middle of the bridge. "Now, we just have to wait for Sasuke-kun! When I give him his present, he's bound to fall in love with me!" Naruto huffs and crosses his arms.

They both look up when they feel someone's presence. Sasuke's head pops over the bridge, followed by his shoulders and then the rest of his body comes into view. "Sasuke-kun good morning!" Sakura calls. Sasuke 'Hn's her and leans against the rail.

Sakura walks over to him and stands in front of him. "Sasuke-kun, happy birthday!" She says, holding out a pink box. Sasuke stares at it for a long time. "I'm not touching that."

Naruto snickers, hiding his mouth behind his hands. Sakura glares at him and then looks at Sasuke. "Why not, Sasuke-kun?"

"It's pink and it looks like it'll burn my hands if I touch it."

Naruto starts laughing and anger rolls off of Sakura in dark waves. "Laugh again, I dare you, Naruto-baka." She growls. Naruto shuts his mouth, his eyes tiny little dots on his face. "Well how about I open it for you?" Sakura suggests. Sasuke shrugs.

She carefully unwraps the box and hands it to Sasuke. He takes it and analyzes it. "I don't like sweets." He says. Giant rocks with the words "Doesn't like sweets" imprinted on them crash onto Sakura's head. "Y... you don't?" She asks. Sasuke shakes his head.

"And Sakura." Sakura looks up. "My birthday was yesterday."

Sakura falls into a dark black pit. "Why does this always happen to me!"

Sakura perks up randomly. "But, at least I put forth the effort, right Sasuke-kun? I mean, I did better than Naruto!" Sasuke smirks. "Naruto remembered my birthday. Right, dobe?"

"Shut up teme!"

Sakura is shocked. "Huh?! He did?! What did he give you?!" Sasuke smirks again. "Something you can't." She turns and analyzes Naruto. He has a blush on his face and he's glaring at Sasuke. "I don't understand..."

There's a poofing noise and they look up. Kakashi-sensei is sitting on a pole. "Yo, minna." He says, throwing a salute. Sakura runs up to him. "Sensei, I have a question. What can Naruto give Sasuke-kun that I can't?"

Kakashi-sensei scrunches his eye. "An erection." He deadpans.

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Alright that's it. It's really short but I enjoyed writing it. :3