ZADR-It's not so bad being green

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and his self
And everybody around
Cos he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

They were sitting in the car when this song came on. Zim reached over and turned down the radio. He looked over to the driver, Dib, who was confused as to why his passenger had just turned the music down.

"What's the matter?" Dib ask, glancing at the green pouting alien.

"It's not so bad being green…" He said sinking in the seat.

"Huh?" The human asked, raising an eyebrow.

"In the song… He says 'I'm blue if I was green I would die!' Being green isn't so bad!" Zim said throwing his arms into the air. Dib couldn't help but laugh. "What are you laughing at Dib-Stink?" He asked pouting again.

"Well it's a debate between people that he says either 'da ba dee da ba die' or 'if I was green I would die'. I just thought it was funny that you would think that. Anyways, he says in the song that everything for him is blue so if he was green he would die. It's really self explanatory." He said shrugging.

"Are you saying that The Almighty Zim is bad at comprehending music?" Zim said raising back up in his seat putting his hands on his hips.

"NO no, that's not what I am saying… It's just… Um, why don't we just listen to the music again?" Dib asked trying to change the subject.

"You subject changing hyuman!" Zim called Dib. Dib rolled his eyes in a playful way. Why did he have to love such a clueless alien? He reached over and turned the music back up.

"Whatever Zim…" He said grabbing the green hand into his.

Author's Note: For the record I have no idea where the hell this idea came from. And I've had the written since Febuary, I just now got the guts to see what you would all think... Whatever. If you like it, thank you, if not... That's okay to. You'll just make me really sad.

-Madi