I AM RESIDENT EVIL. Wait Wait Wait.3?

Morpheus D. Duvall.:

Ha Ha Ha. You think im a guy?

What gender are you?

Salazar:

Yes I killed Mr. Kennedy. How do I get out of this thing? I HAVE TO PEE!

.YOU SHOULDVE GONE BEFORE WE LEFT!

William Birkin:

My precious G-virus. No one will take you from me.

G-virus=The Gay-Virus(Notices he only likes Leon,Irons,and Ben?)

Saddler:

Your soul is mine.

Am I like your sex slave now?

Wesker:

Im not destroying the world.

Just killind 3 fourths of the population.

Mendez:

If you become unpleasant to our eyes… We will elimanate you

One of your eyes are fake dumbass.

Lisa Trevor:

Whats wrong mommy?

SHES TRYING TO KILL HERSELF!

Mr.X:

Claires my mommy..

Sorry this is copyrighted right their… From How stupid can you get A. Wesker.

Marcus:

Get him Ivan!

LOOK OUT FOR THAT EYE VAN!

Licker:

ssssssssssssssss

I suck too!

Excella:

Maybe ill tell you maybe I wont.

JUST ANSWER! HOW MUCH!

Forest:

Birds of a feather flock together.

Chris….You're the only one… HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TALK!

BTW! I DON'T OWN RE! CAPCOM DOES!