a/n: these are MY conversations with the voices in MY head! Aubrey: my friend who tries too hard. Alec: who everyone loves! Who is funny, but dresses like a dork. (they all do) and Wade; The complete dork, with a beiber haircut. Who wears a Hollister jacket to try and cover up his dorkness. He thinks it gives him a place in the emo/skater society. Tiggz, my "pet" meaning; shes with me always. And rett: me.
Rett walks through the living room.
Rett: I'm going to the door! I'm going to the door! I'm gonna lock the door! Cause momma told me too! Event though shes physically and mentally abusive!
Aubrey: sure she is. MY mom is abusive! HAVE YOU SEEN MY FACE?
Alec: not to mention, your singing is terrible, and that last verse didn't even rhyme!
Rett: whatever, your all just skaters who hang out together! AND WE ALL HAVE THE SAME MOM! Right?
Alec: you forgot, you're a skater too.
Rett: *says a word, which I can't say out loud*
Alec: and no, my mom is Puerto Rican!
Aubrey: Ooooo! You said a bad word! I'm tellin! And no, my mom is not from here!
Rett: if you tell, I'm gonna tell about when you cussed out our English teacher!
Aubrey: mean.
Alec: shut up you two. Go be emo together, and let me get my sleep.
Rett and Aubrey in unison: now you sound like my mother.