Bloody Date the beginning chapter 1
Narrator: Once upon a time there was a family that lived in the middle of the woods. There was the father, mother, daughter, and also their pet mutant goat. They were an unusual family that craved BLOOD!
Narrator: One day the father was out hunting for people.
Father: *walking and looking around*
Narrator: Finally he saw two guys pitching up the tent.
Guy 1: Oh! man! it's good to get away from other people. Right!
Guy 2: Yeah man! but is there a killer in these woods?
Guy 1: C'mon man! Do you still believe in that kind of stuff? I mean "really" a killer in the woods? Where did you hear that crap!
Guy 2: Well this one person told me that a guy was going for a walk in these woods and he went missing for three days then they found his body with his head chopped off!
Guy 1: Dude! That person is just BSing you! C'mon lets go get some fire wood!
Narrator: As the two guys went to get fire wood the father walked behind the tent and waited.
Guy 1: Crap! I forgot to get the axe!
*walks towards the tent*
Father: *lifts axe in the air*
Guy 1: What the fu-
*chops guy's head off*
Guy 2: I heard yelling is everything ok!
*walks towards the tent*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD!
*turns around*
Father: *lifts axe in the air*
Guy 2: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
*chops guy's head off*
Father: *grabs the bodies and starts walking*
Narrator: As the father was heading home the mother was on the couch waiting for him and the daughter was on the floor drawing a picture.
*door knocking*
Mother: *walks towards the door and opens it*
Mother: Hello honey how was your day?
Father: Well the weather was hot but it was a good day.
Daughter: Hi daddy!
*runs up and hugs her dad*
Father: Hi sweet pea how's my little girl doing?
Daughter: Good!
Mother: Did you bring anything?
*lifts the dead bodies*
Father: Do you have to ask?
*all three starts to laugh*
Father: I'll just prepare these two for dinner.
Narrator: The father drags the two bodies in his butcher room to cut off the arms and legs. Then he threw the rest to their pet goat Terry.
Narrator: After, the mother began to cook the bodies and they all sat at the kitchen table and began to eat.
Narrator: After they were done eating it was time to go to bed. The father and mother both slept in the same room and the daughter slept in her own room.
Narrator: The next day the father went out and look for more people.
Father: * walking outside the door*
*looks at the camera*
Father: It's just the family routine.
THE END