Itachi Uchiha walking down a road in a forest with his partner Kisame, going to capture the Kyubi. Unknown to him however a little farther down the road was a girl waiting for him to pass by the tree she was hiding behind. The girl was about 5' 6" with black hair that had blue streaks in it. Her name was Kuro, and she was an otaku. Kuro had waited for this day to come throughout year. January, February, March, April, May, and now it was finally June, and not just any day in June. No, it was June 9th, Itachi Uchiha's birthday. Kuro, like a good fangirl, was prepared for it.
Itachi walked side by side with Kisame in silence. The only noise was a rustling near a tree. As he walked past the rustling, he was attacked. Not by weapons however, but by Kuro, our little Otaku. She had glomped Itachi to the ground hugging him tightly. Being a ninja, Itachi should have seen it coming, but he really did not expect to be tackled to the ground in a forest, by a teenage girl no less.
"OH! Weasel man! I love you! Happy Birthday!" She yelled out to said weasel man.
"... Who are you?" He asked not thinking of anything else to say.
"Kuro is Kuro and she is your biggest fan ever!" She yelled in third person, and very loud, "And Kuro wanted to tell you happy birthday!"
"That's nice. Now get off." She immediately did. Standing up Kuro saluted Itachi, who also climbed to his feet. "Now do you expect us to believe that you attacked us just to say happy birthday?"
Itachi glared down at her, activating his sharingan. She squealed and hugged him again, but quickly let go when he growled at her.
"But that is all I came to say. Since you don't have anyone else to say it to you, I thought I would." She said blushing.
"Sasuke already said happy birthday to me." Itachi said, pulling out a Kunai that looked as if it had once had a paper bomb attached, since it was covered in soot, and a note saying "Dear Itachi Un-Happy birthday hope you die -Soon to be our families avenger."
"Well I just wanted you to know some people think about you and don't want you to die. The fangirls would be sad." Kuro said, thinking of how she cried when she read that itachi dies in the manga.
"Glad to know, now go away."
"Yes sir weasel man sir!" Kuro shouted before running back into the tree she had come from. Once she disappeared, Itachi sighed. Then he heard the sound of a herd of elephants come up the road. Sadly it wasn't elephants, it was fangirls, hundreds of them all shouting "Happy birthday Itachi-kun!" or "I love you Ita-kun!" and even a "Let me have your baby, smexy weasel!" Itachi quickly turned around and ran as fast as he could the opposite direction. As all of this was happening, Kisame was sadly forgotten.