hi everyone! this is my second stab at a comedy story, since the first one
sucked. anyways, disclaimer- i don't own any Inuyasha characters except for
Rena. the only characters not included in the story is jaken, rin, kaede.
so enjoy and review my story!
A girl in her late teens sits in front of a large computer, madly typing away at the keyboard. An evil grin cracks across her face as she melodramatically presses the 'Enter' button. Suddenly, she is brought back from cloud nine as the phone rings.
"Eh?" She says in surprise as she wildly looks around, "Now where is that bloody phone?" She gets up, beginning her daily hunt for her phone. She enters the bathroom to find her phone floating in the toilet.
"How the hell did it get there?" The girl mutters as she grabbed it. She grimaces as she holds it to her ear, "Hello?"
A sharp male voice speaks, "Rena, have you secured the codes?"
"Yeah, just a few seconds ago." Rena drily responded.
"Now, I expect you to behave-" He started.
"Yes, I know." Rena interjected testily.
"Alright." he said and hung up.
Suddenly, an explosion comes from the computer room. Instead of looking shocked, Rena was quite giddy, "Yes! It worked!" She runs into the room, coming to a skidding halt, marveling the sight before her. The whole Inuyasha group stands before her (including the baddies). She looks as if she's going to burst with happiness and Inuyasha stupidly sticks his finger in his ear and observes the wax.
"Er" Kagome says to break the ice.
"What is this place? Certainly doesn't look like my hairdresser's salon." Sesshomaru sneers, looking reproachfully around the metal room.
"Where are we?" Naraku inquired rudely.
Rena finally retains a straight face and says business like, "You have been extracted from your time and brought to the year 2003. You are in Revolution Headquarters, fulfilling your entertainment needs since 1925."
For awhile no one says anything until Miroku asks, "Are you single?"
Rena looks taken aback and chooses not to reply. Clearing her throat, she plows on, "You will be staying here for the period of two weeks in our approved habitat."
"Why the hell should we do that?" Kikyo snaps.
"Well you see..." Rena says. The metal platform they're standing on slides away, revealing a floor of glass. Under the glass, mutated squirrels with fangs and claws jump around, "Here is the pit of out genetically enhanced squirrels, trained to bite women with their venomous fangs. And they neuter the men." All the males turn white at the prospect.
"Um, isn't that against the law?" Kagome asks in a trembling voice.
"Neutering? No." Then Rena sees their eyebrows raising, "Oh you mean squirrels biting you? I don't care much for laws."
"Can you just drop Miroku in?" Sango requests.
"If he disagrees, then yes." Rena replies, while Miroku looks appalled and harassed. Continuing, "So have you reached a decision?" All the men immediately say yes, though Shippo doesn't know what neutering is, he also agrees. The women take a bit longer, but in the end, finally agree.
"Excellent! Now let me lead you to your rooms." Rena says and claps her hands together. She leads them down the hallway until they reach two doors. She points to her right and says, "Here is the women's dorm." All the girls and Sesshomaru go in. Everyone looks distrubed that Sesshomaru had gone in.
"I always thought he was a guy. He, I mean she had us fooled." Koga said and shook his head.
Rena goes in and pulls him out, "Um, if you haven't noticed, you're a guy. I don't care if you're a transvestite, but you're still going in the men's dorm." Sesshomaru looks upset as Rena hauls him into the men's dorm.
"Now, you will stay in your dorms for the rest of the day, and tomorrow, I'll give you my instructions." Rena says and leaves.
Men's dorm...
6:45 p.m.
Hidden cameras show Inuyasha in the bathroom, perplexed over the toothpaste. He squeezes it and large amounts of toothpaste splatter over his face, "AARGH! DAMN MINTY FRESH GOO!" Miroku looks disgruntled and looks up from his 'Playboy' magazine. Kouga stops gnawing the TV. Sesshomaru accidentally pokes himself in the eye with his mascara brush. Naraku gives a loud snore from his bunk. Shippo drops the beer bottle he discovered in the fridge.
"Inuyasha. some of us are busy, so you keep it down in there!" Sesshomaru yells as he rubs his watery eye.
Inuyasha curses and rubs the toothpaste out. He then walks over to observe the toilet...
Women's dorm
8:15 p.m.
There is much tension in the air. Kagome and Sango glare at Kikyo, who glares back.
"I'm getting a soda." Kagome finally declares, and gets up.
"What's a soda?" Sango asks and follows.
"Now that they're gone, I can finally plot against them." Kikyo mumbles maniacally. She takes out a piece of paper and starts scribbling her plan.
Sango looks at the soda can and shakes it. The second she opens it, fizz and soda blow up on her face.
"I told you it was a bad idea." Kagome says a matter of factly.
Sango wipes the remaining soda off, "Um, anymore soda left?"
Kagome looks suspicious as she hands her a second can. She walks back into the room to see Kikyo had gone to the bathroom. She picks up a piece of paper thats supposed to be Kikyo's evil plan. Its three stick figures drawn in what seems suspiciously like blood. The first one has Kagome written under it, the second one is Kikyo who is holding a knife, and the last is Sango. To add to Kagome's mix of fright and disgust at Kikyo's poor drawing skills, on the back it says in bold red letters 'KILL'.
"Something you find interesting?" Kikyo asks icily. Kagome gives a jump and drops the paper.
"Why are you drawing poorly sketched pictures of us dying!" Kagome demands.
"I want to post it in a children's school." Kikyo says sarcastically.
"I don't think thats a good idea, its-" Kagome starts
"Fool! It was sarcasm! Isn't it obvious I was plotting against you!"
"Thats still not a good idea."
Kikyo looks livid and flops onto her bed, "I'm going to bed!"
11:07 p.m. in Rena's private room
She is facing a camera, giving her first report.
"Day 1. We have brought our test subjects into our environment. Cameras show they have not been coping well. Shippo wet his bed for the third time, then we had to burn his bed, resulting in him having to share a bed with Inuyasha. Inuyasha rolled over him, and our medical crew had to persuade Inuyasha to wake up by injecting a drug stimulant to wake him up. Of course, this drug has side-effects such as constipation, diarrhea, and speaking in tongues. We then had to bring him to a separate room when all the other men complained that they could not sleep. Back with the ladies, Sango amused herself by exploding a whole pack of soda cans. Kikyo is found floating above her bed, muttering about 'friggin walruses'. Kagome is quite irritated with Sango's soda can exploding obsession. All in all, this has been very entertaining to watch. From my point of view, anyways. Rena signing out."
so whaddya think! please review. this was not that funny, but the following chapters will have a lot more humor!
A girl in her late teens sits in front of a large computer, madly typing away at the keyboard. An evil grin cracks across her face as she melodramatically presses the 'Enter' button. Suddenly, she is brought back from cloud nine as the phone rings.
"Eh?" She says in surprise as she wildly looks around, "Now where is that bloody phone?" She gets up, beginning her daily hunt for her phone. She enters the bathroom to find her phone floating in the toilet.
"How the hell did it get there?" The girl mutters as she grabbed it. She grimaces as she holds it to her ear, "Hello?"
A sharp male voice speaks, "Rena, have you secured the codes?"
"Yeah, just a few seconds ago." Rena drily responded.
"Now, I expect you to behave-" He started.
"Yes, I know." Rena interjected testily.
"Alright." he said and hung up.
Suddenly, an explosion comes from the computer room. Instead of looking shocked, Rena was quite giddy, "Yes! It worked!" She runs into the room, coming to a skidding halt, marveling the sight before her. The whole Inuyasha group stands before her (including the baddies). She looks as if she's going to burst with happiness and Inuyasha stupidly sticks his finger in his ear and observes the wax.
"Er" Kagome says to break the ice.
"What is this place? Certainly doesn't look like my hairdresser's salon." Sesshomaru sneers, looking reproachfully around the metal room.
"Where are we?" Naraku inquired rudely.
Rena finally retains a straight face and says business like, "You have been extracted from your time and brought to the year 2003. You are in Revolution Headquarters, fulfilling your entertainment needs since 1925."
For awhile no one says anything until Miroku asks, "Are you single?"
Rena looks taken aback and chooses not to reply. Clearing her throat, she plows on, "You will be staying here for the period of two weeks in our approved habitat."
"Why the hell should we do that?" Kikyo snaps.
"Well you see..." Rena says. The metal platform they're standing on slides away, revealing a floor of glass. Under the glass, mutated squirrels with fangs and claws jump around, "Here is the pit of out genetically enhanced squirrels, trained to bite women with their venomous fangs. And they neuter the men." All the males turn white at the prospect.
"Um, isn't that against the law?" Kagome asks in a trembling voice.
"Neutering? No." Then Rena sees their eyebrows raising, "Oh you mean squirrels biting you? I don't care much for laws."
"Can you just drop Miroku in?" Sango requests.
"If he disagrees, then yes." Rena replies, while Miroku looks appalled and harassed. Continuing, "So have you reached a decision?" All the men immediately say yes, though Shippo doesn't know what neutering is, he also agrees. The women take a bit longer, but in the end, finally agree.
"Excellent! Now let me lead you to your rooms." Rena says and claps her hands together. She leads them down the hallway until they reach two doors. She points to her right and says, "Here is the women's dorm." All the girls and Sesshomaru go in. Everyone looks distrubed that Sesshomaru had gone in.
"I always thought he was a guy. He, I mean she had us fooled." Koga said and shook his head.
Rena goes in and pulls him out, "Um, if you haven't noticed, you're a guy. I don't care if you're a transvestite, but you're still going in the men's dorm." Sesshomaru looks upset as Rena hauls him into the men's dorm.
"Now, you will stay in your dorms for the rest of the day, and tomorrow, I'll give you my instructions." Rena says and leaves.
Men's dorm...
6:45 p.m.
Hidden cameras show Inuyasha in the bathroom, perplexed over the toothpaste. He squeezes it and large amounts of toothpaste splatter over his face, "AARGH! DAMN MINTY FRESH GOO!" Miroku looks disgruntled and looks up from his 'Playboy' magazine. Kouga stops gnawing the TV. Sesshomaru accidentally pokes himself in the eye with his mascara brush. Naraku gives a loud snore from his bunk. Shippo drops the beer bottle he discovered in the fridge.
"Inuyasha. some of us are busy, so you keep it down in there!" Sesshomaru yells as he rubs his watery eye.
Inuyasha curses and rubs the toothpaste out. He then walks over to observe the toilet...
Women's dorm
8:15 p.m.
There is much tension in the air. Kagome and Sango glare at Kikyo, who glares back.
"I'm getting a soda." Kagome finally declares, and gets up.
"What's a soda?" Sango asks and follows.
"Now that they're gone, I can finally plot against them." Kikyo mumbles maniacally. She takes out a piece of paper and starts scribbling her plan.
Sango looks at the soda can and shakes it. The second she opens it, fizz and soda blow up on her face.
"I told you it was a bad idea." Kagome says a matter of factly.
Sango wipes the remaining soda off, "Um, anymore soda left?"
Kagome looks suspicious as she hands her a second can. She walks back into the room to see Kikyo had gone to the bathroom. She picks up a piece of paper thats supposed to be Kikyo's evil plan. Its three stick figures drawn in what seems suspiciously like blood. The first one has Kagome written under it, the second one is Kikyo who is holding a knife, and the last is Sango. To add to Kagome's mix of fright and disgust at Kikyo's poor drawing skills, on the back it says in bold red letters 'KILL'.
"Something you find interesting?" Kikyo asks icily. Kagome gives a jump and drops the paper.
"Why are you drawing poorly sketched pictures of us dying!" Kagome demands.
"I want to post it in a children's school." Kikyo says sarcastically.
"I don't think thats a good idea, its-" Kagome starts
"Fool! It was sarcasm! Isn't it obvious I was plotting against you!"
"Thats still not a good idea."
Kikyo looks livid and flops onto her bed, "I'm going to bed!"
11:07 p.m. in Rena's private room
She is facing a camera, giving her first report.
"Day 1. We have brought our test subjects into our environment. Cameras show they have not been coping well. Shippo wet his bed for the third time, then we had to burn his bed, resulting in him having to share a bed with Inuyasha. Inuyasha rolled over him, and our medical crew had to persuade Inuyasha to wake up by injecting a drug stimulant to wake him up. Of course, this drug has side-effects such as constipation, diarrhea, and speaking in tongues. We then had to bring him to a separate room when all the other men complained that they could not sleep. Back with the ladies, Sango amused herself by exploding a whole pack of soda cans. Kikyo is found floating above her bed, muttering about 'friggin walruses'. Kagome is quite irritated with Sango's soda can exploding obsession. All in all, this has been very entertaining to watch. From my point of view, anyways. Rena signing out."
so whaddya think! please review. this was not that funny, but the following chapters will have a lot more humor!