Untitled, because I don't have one, and I won't have one till I get a stroke of absolute GENIUS! Also suggestions are much appreciated. But for now it shall be Untitled…
A/N: Yeah, yeah, yeah! WHATEVER AT LEAST I'M WRITING! Besides, having more projects, means I'll update more often, and a lot more randomly. And I honestly don't know why I bother with the Author notes, cuz I know from experience that if someone is bored their just going to skip it, and I also know that not too many pplz read my stories, so there is no need to hurry up and update because few ppl read them, and fewer ppl review them. And SOME PEOPLE (whom shall remain nameless) Only give one worded reviews! I mean yes, it's a review, and I appreciate it, but hey, at least tell me what about it you liked so I can continue some funny shit like that.
Rated M for swearing, and although it may not seem like it, I just want to stay on the safe side, because I swear in fan-fiction, and the readers laugh. But when you swear in an actual novel, your publisher tends to have you re-edit your book. Meaning re-read your ENTIRE novel, and basically re-write the entire story. I mean yes, some swearing is allowed. But not Nearly as much as I like to write on here. And now I'm babbling. ON WITH THE STORY!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or any of its Characters. Especially Lee! And uh, Yeah that's about it, enjoy.
Normal P.O.V.
Chapter One
New Girl
~Teenagers yapping...~
more yapping...
"Ahem... Attention class."
Yappity, yap, yap, yap...
~Twitch~ Kakashi was getting annoyed.
"Can I have your attention please?"
Yap, yap, yappity, yap, yap.
"SHUT YOUR FREAKING YAPPERS! AND SIT DOWN!"
Silence...
"Now then, as none of you have bothered to notice, we have a new student this year. And seems how I don't have anything prepared for our first class, maybe if we ask her really nicely, she might tell us about herself. Miss Haruno?" Kakashi signaled for the new girl to come in. "Why don't you tell the class a little about your life." Kakashi said, and sat down. Sasuke turned his attention from the window he'd been looking out, and towards the new girl. 'Tch, new fan-girl.' He thought to himself. This 'new fan-girl', he was supposedly looking at, she had pink hair reaching past her waist. Her eyes were emerald green, but held nothing in them, completely blank, unlike most Kunoichi her age. Her clothes were black, like funeral black, not emo black. She wore a three-quarter sleeve shirt, the neck line only about two inches below her collarbone, leggings, and a mini skirt, with Shinobi sandal-boots. Her jewelry was a pair of black stud earrings, and a black lace necklace with what looked like a broken crystal heart jewel. And she was currently glaring into the space time continuum. 'er… no.' Sasuke noted, she was glaring at… Him? 'weird' he thought. She then cleared her throat, ensuring she had the entire class's attention. "My name is Haruno Sakura. I am an ANBU level special Jounin, and plan on taking the ANBU exam in the spring, directly after my eighteenth birthday, making me seventeen now for those of you who can't do math." She looked pointedly at Naruto, whom was scratching his head in confusion. And Sasuke smirked; he liked this girl's attitude. "I am the apprentice, and God-daughter to the Godaime Hokage, whom is also my legal guardian, and the Only reason I am attending public school for senior year is under direct order of the Godaime, or else none of you would know I even existed. My father died before I was born, and my mother two years later. I was placed in foster care until the Godaime was able to rein in her drinking problem, five years ago. I don't like people, or to associate with them. I have no friends, nor do I want any. I also have a tendency to break things, inanimate object aren't the only choice." She glared once again. "And for those of you who are wondering, yeah, pink IS my natural color." She stopped talking and turned to Kakashi, coughing slightly nervously he asked, "Er… what are your talents, and your specialties in the Ninja field? Do you have any hobbies?" She glared at him again, and turned to face the class once more. "I'm a medic obviously, but I specialize in the silent assassination technique. Poison for my half brained class mates. As for the girls wondering where my makeup is, I don't wear any, it's useless, and annoying, and makes your acne worse. As for natural talents, I have observational skills that would kick Sherlock's ass. And most would consider it a blessing, however every blessing has its curse, and that's where Sherlock's bluntness comes in, so yeah, you ask me a straight question, I'll give you a straight answer, and I don't care if you feel offended. As far as hobbies go, I train, I heal, and I avoid socializing as often as possible. Am I done?" she asked Kakashi, this time simply inclining her head in his direction. Kakashi's eye crinkled in his signature smile, "About this keen observation of yours, can we have a demonstration?" she shot him a look which clearly stated, 'I know where you live, and I will destroy you.' before she gave an exasperated sigh, and glared at Sasuke, then pointed at him, and began her demonstration. "The guy in the desk by himself. Nearly all the girls in this room are a part of his fan-club, he's top of his class, and captain of the soccer team, as well as class president. A member of the Uchiha clan, if his clan emblem is any indicator, and every fan-girl in the room hates my guts, because he's been staring at me since I opened my mouth. One more thing, if any fan-girl, or fan-gay believes for one second that I'm interested in him. Then know that I would sooner sleep in the old graveyard on a full moon." After her last statement, every girl in the room believed she had some sort of mental disease, Naruto was rolling on the floor laughing his ass off. And Kakashi was coughing to hide his laugh, meanwhile the rest of the class were snickering and laughing. "That's very interesting Miss Sakura. Care to explain how you figured all that out?" Kakashi asked, getting thoroughly amused by this time. She nodded "You can tell by looking at him that he's an Uchiha, even without the emblem, as he bares an incredible resemblance to the rest of his family, but mostly his mother and brother. Also from looking at him you can tell he's highly intelligent, there is a class president badge clipped to the pocket of his pants, and the fact that he sits by himself gives the hint that everyone in his class either, feels inferior, is afraid of him, or in the blond guys' case, hates his guts. Next is the soccer badges that decorate his school bag, you only have all of them if you are the captain, or he wouldn't have so many. And the fan-girls had a killing aura erupting around them even before I entered the room, meanwhile they've all been sending me silent death threats since the guy started staring at me." Kakashi was now having the time of his life. "That's very interesting Miss Sakura. Any other students stand out? Or have you observed all of them by now?" he asked, "I pretty much have pegged all of them by now." "Would you like to continue then?" "Whatever." And so she went on, pissing off a lot of fan-girls, and a few egotistical guys in the class. Until she came to our favorite Konoha twelve. "The blond woman in the front is of the Yamanaka clan, Ino I believe, by the way I love your shoes. She gets embarrassed when anyone brings up the fact that she was formerly an Uchiha fan-girl. She's also head cheerleader. The guy sleeping on the desk next to her, is a Nara, incredibly lazy, but a genius never the less, first to make Chunin out of his Genin graduates. Akimichi Chouji and I met last year, so I won't even pretend I just figured him out. We know very little about each other anyway. The two behind him are of the Hyuuga clan, cousins, he a genius prodigy branch member, and she a timid, yet strong and powerful main house member. The girl with the buns in the desk next to theirs, is an orphan as well, and judging from the death glare, doesn't trust easily. The blond idiot sitting in front of her, is the pervert Uzumaki Naruto, trained by his Godfather, and equally, if not more so, perverted, master Jiraiya. Author of the pornographic book the sensei is holding. The weirdo sitting next to him has a freaky obsession with Maito Gai. He will also earn himself a one way ticket to hell if he doesn't stop staring at me like that. The two in the back desk next to Uchiha that are whispering about my mental health, are an Inuzuka, and an Aburame. Yes guys, when I said ANBU level, it included being able to hear you from across the room. And finally the fuming red head in front of the Uchiha, sharing a desk with buns. Is Karin, we met when her family temporarily took me in during my years of foster care. Put simply, she hates me for breathing, the feeling is pretty much mutual, except I don't doodle in my note book about planning her death, and anyone who thinks they can get information about me, my past, or myself in general is hopelessly wrong because she knows less about me then she does about math. And that's saying something." At this the entire class burst into laughter, even Sasuke, Neji, and Shikamaru (Whom Ino had rudely awakened) chuckled. "Sensei, there's only one seat, so I already know where I'm going. Can I sit down now? " she asked Kakashi, "Sure Sakura. Alright class, only thirty minutes left, so the rest of class will be a free period." And he then resumed reading his book. Sakura walked to the back of the class room to sit next to Sasuke whose two seated desk was the only one that had a seat open. "Sasuke, would you mind moving your bag please?" she asked, while glaring at him, and he obligingly moved the bag. "How did you…" "Know your name was Sasuke? Firstly, we've met before, but were too young to remember much of anything. And secondly, I dated your older brother Itachi. By the way, besides the hair style, you two are the same." Sasuke could only stare dumbfounded, but Sakura spoken the last part with so much venom, as to ensure he didn't ask the questions he so badly wanted to.
TBC
A/N: For future reference, Itachi is only three years older than Sasuke and Sakura, and Naruto, and the gang. And Lee, Tenten (buns, epic! Lol), and Neji are all eighteen/seventeen like the rest of them, depending on when their Bdays are. So hope you're enjoying this.