"And as you can see this year, we have a change in staff." said Albus Dumbledore as he looked back at the Teacher's table.
"I am pleased to introduce Umbridge, who will be teaching your Defense against the Dark Arts classes this year." he said, gesturing to the impossibly pink toad like woman.
"Well, she must be related to Jabba the Hutt!"sniggered Harry to Ron.
"Who's that?" he whispered back.
"Star Wars? Ever heard of it?" he told Ron.
"What's Star Wars?"he replied, confused.
"Never mind."Harry said, returning his gaze back to Dumbledore. "We also have a new addition to our staff other than Miss Umbridge." he said.
Whispers broke out in the crowd. "Sadly, I am afraid, our new teacher is late coming here. I will leave him to introduce himself when he arrives, but-" Dumbledore was cut off by a curt "hem hem.". He continued as if it were unimportant.
"He will be replacing Mr Binns as the History of Magic Teacher."
"Why?" asked a girl in Hufflepuff.
"Good Question, Miss..?" he said.
"Debbie... Debbie Lockhem, Sir." she replied.
"Yes, well, Miss Lockhem, he finally realized he was dead." Several sniggers broke out in the crowd.
"This year-" he was once again cut off by a "hem hem" from Umbridge as she stood up and walked over to the podium. Dumbledore looked calm and cool on the outside, but on the inside he was furious, and you could see it on his features.
As Umbridge started her speech, you could tell that the only people that actually were listening were Hermione and the teachers at the staff table.
"And this year, my lovely children, progress will be discontinued for progress' sake-" she stopped short. This time, it was her turn to be cut off. It was then that the Great Hall's doors were opened and a figure stepped through.
This man recieved several diferent reactions from those in the hall. Hermione looked curious. Dumbledore looked- well, he looked like dumbledore.
Umbridge - her smile gone now- looked absolutely furious. Snape looked like he was intrigued. Most of the staff looked like that, since they had never seen this man before in their lives.
Harry studied the man closely- Messy brown hair that stuck up in the front, a blue pinstripe suit with a red tie, a swishy long brown overcoat with red converse sneakers. His eyes were brown, and appeared to know more than they let on, and he had a silly grin plastered across his face.
"Hello. I'm the Doctor."he said.
(this would be where the main title theme song goes)