This is my first fic and I have absolutely no idea where it came from I was sitting on the plane on my way to England trying to get to sleep when suddenly this mad idea popped into my head just out of the blue. Anyhoo it's totally bonkers. please R&R first fic so constructive criticism is greatly appreciated. Already have the whole fic planned out in my head just need to get it into words. In this fic Jac is till pregnant and Janny are together. And please pretend every one is about 7 or 8 years younger than they are and ignore the fact Zosia wouldn't be a F1 . Sorry for the CRAP title.

"Seriously," moaned Jac "Do I have to go?"

"It's this or two and a half weeks spent on Obs and Gynea!" Guy replied once again.

"Fine I'll go on your stupid conference but only if you promise me one thing" Jac snapped back quickly.

"And what would that be?" he asked.

"That I don't have to share a room with Alan Clooney"Guy gave her a confused look

"She means Maconie" Mo suddenly chipped in

"What about me?"Jonny asked as he wondered into Guys office.

"Oh, Jac just gave the one condition she is joining us in Scotland,"Mo replied purposely giving Jonny false hope.

"Wha', really, you're not going soppy on me you old cow are ya'"Jonny replied cheerfully.

"No of course not Jonny, the only condition I'm going is that I don't have to share a room with you. Duh? And anyway Mr Self did it have to be Scotland? Jonny has been behaving like a over-exited kid who has just been told he is going to Disneyland for two and a half weeks"Jac snapped.

"You know Jac you would be best good friends with Eleanor if she heard you, she talks like that 24/7 it is so annoying" Serena suddenly chipped in,emphasising the word annoying, instantly regretting what she had said as Jac stood up her eyes sparkling with unshed tears and ran out the room.

"Oh for gods sake,What is wrong with that woman one minute she is angry and snapping the next she is running out crying" but he too instantly regretting what he had just said as Jac had not left the room yet. The loud noise of a door slamming echoed through the door just as Zosia was about to come in when she saw Jac come out she cautiously followed her to the ladies bathroom.

"Oh what do you want?" Jac asked impatiently noticing Zosia who came over to her and crouched down next to Jac who had pulled her knees as far up to her chest forwards as her ever-growing bump would allow her. Zosia hesitated before placing a comforting hand on her shoulder. She was surprised when Jac continued sitting there silently sobbing with tears streaming down her pale but perfect cheekbones.

"Its aright," Zosia stated.

"No, it's not,"Jac replied

"What's wrong?"

"Firstly I'm crying,secondly I'm in your arms,thirdly the H-word is really getting on my nerves,fourthly I'm being horrible ,fifthly everyone in Guys office knows I'm crying!"Jac trailed of.

"Sorry to be nosy but what's the big H-word"Zosia asked

"Hormo and I'm not going any further than that"Jac stated. Serena suddenly popped her head around the door when her eyes fell on Jac who was being hugged by the then cleared her throat to make her presence known.

"Sixthly Serena's here" Jac suddenly whispered both Zosia and herself giggled like teenagers, completely ignoring Serena.

"I'm sorry,Jac I didn't mean to be unkind"Serena started before being cut of by Jac.

"Oh for gods sake bog off!"Jac shouted and ran off pulling Zosia by the wrist while running back to Guys office. They burst in, in fits of laughter trying ,but failing miserably, to control their laughter.