Accelerator wakes up to a brand new morning in the Tokiwadai dorms. As he begins his morning routine, his roommate jumps into action.

"SISSY!" Biagio flies to Accelerator, hoping to grope him.

"KUROKO!" Accelerator delivers a hard heel drop to Biagio's head. The man falls face first onto the floor. "Jeez, every single day."

Their summer vacation is almost over, the two girls had planned to meet up with their other friends and decide how to spend it from there.

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"Uuuu-iiii-haaa-RUUUU!" Shiage flips up Acqua's skirt. "Oho! A nice flowery pattern today eh?"

"S-S-Saten!" Acqua comically pleaded to his friend. "I keep tell you to stop doing that!"

"Huh? But it's always fun to find out what you choose every day!" Shiage smiles.

"But does everyone else have to find out?" Acqua's face is deep red from embarrassment.

"Oh, Misaka and Shirai are here!" Shiage looks past Acqua to see Accelerator and Biagio appear.

"D-don't change the subject!"

"Heeey!"

XXX

Somehow, they all ended up in a restaurant discussing things over a light lunch and snacks.

"Did you guys come up with any good ideas?" Shiage asks Accelerator and Biagio.

"I'll be okay with whatever Sissy decides..." Biagio leans towards Accelerator and starts to snuggle him.

"Back off you perverted creep," Accelerator pushes Biagio away. "I couldn't think of anything myself. What about you guys?"

"Not me," Acqua answers.

"Do you want to check out one of the rumours on the web?" Shiage enthusiastically proposes.

"Again with the rumours?" Accelerator sighed.

"But this one's really interesting!"

"That's what you said for the last dozen rumours," Accelerator replies. "And it turns out that most of them were nothing."

"This one is really big though," Shiage clears his throat. "Do you guys remember that strange storm from a few days back?"

(How could I forget?) Accelerator's interest perked as he remembers that day. When Touma Kamijou destroyed his nightmare, saving his Brothers, by punching out The Queen of England.

"We've already checked into that," Biagio begins as he reaches for his drink. "Anti-Skill and Judgment couldn't determine anything other than some powerful Espers fighting."

"That's the thing, one of the rumoured fighters was THE Number 1 Esper in Academy City. And the other is a Level 0."

Biagio spits out his drink onto Acqua's face. "That's impossible. There's no way a Level 0 could ever defeat a Level 5, right Sissy?"

"...huh? Oh, y-yeah! Hehehe..." Accelerator laughed nervously. (There's no way I can tell them, my reputation's at stake!)

"What was with that delayed reaction?" Biagio peers closer. "You were thinking about something, weren't you Sissy?"

"W-what is there to think about? Even I can't beat the Number 1, what chance does a Level 0 have?"

"Exactly!" Shiage smirks and points. "That's why I said this rumour needs closer investigation. So who's with me?"

...

Acqua silently enjoys a parfait.

...

Accelerator turns to Biagio, "Shopping?"

"Shopping."

"What? You guys are no fun," Shiage pouted.

XXX

The four of them head to a shopping mall and begin their escapade. Looking at trinkets and jewelry, trying out dresses, pajamas, and other things (Shiage somehow managed to get Acqua in a skimpy two piece, and Biagio tried to ambush Accelerator again, his head left a hole in the wall).

In the end, they bought very little and in the afternoon, nothing really happened. Accelerator and Biagio said their goodbyes to Shiage and Acqua.

XXX

"Well, that was an uneventful day," Biagio murmured as he changed into his nightgown.

"Uneventful is good," Accelerator pitched, already in his green pajamas and lying down on the bed. "It means nothing bad happened."

"It also means nothing good happened either," Biagio countered.

"Oh don't be like that, we had some fun, right?"

"I guess, but I would've preferred if something surprising happened."

"Like what?"

"Like... THIS!" Biagio jumped into the air, ready to belly flop Accelerator. "Here I come SISSY!"

"KUUU ROOO KOOOO!" Accelerator blasted Biagio with a powerful blast of electricity and kicked the smoking corpse onto the other bed.

The rest... was a silent night.

XXX

Author: Yeah, in case you haven't figured it out yet. This takes place during Angel Fall. Where there's rampant body switching. XD