AN- Rated T for some cussing and violence. Anyways, this is kinda immature, but I wanted to write it. There IS Edward Cullen bashing, I'm saying it right now. I mean no offence to Twilight fans at all. I'm only writing it 'cause I was hyper, and I'm not the biggest fan of Twilight... At least Inuyasha never stalked Kagome *cough* if you like Twilight that's great! I respect your opinion!

Disclaimer- I do not own Inuyasha or Twilight in any way, shape, or form.

Inuyasha ran through the forest, nose twitching. A horribly foul smell had been assaulting his poor, poor nose lately. All week, the smell had haunted him; Shippo even passed out once, and Kirara was just miserable. Even the humans noticed something was up. There had been noises following behind them, everywhere they went. Or,Inuyasha noticed, everywhere Kagome goes.Now, it was early morning, and Inuyasha planned to get to the bottom of this problem. He simply could not stand it any longer. And Kagome had been complaining that she sensed someone, or something, watching her.

It was extremely creepy.

Inuyasha stopped, and turned his ears towards the sound of breathing. He narrowed his eyes and smiled. This would end today.

He jumped into the tree, where the smell was almost overpowering. In the branch above him, a thin, sickly pale man with weird coppery hair was staring down at Kagome while she slept. Inuyasha gaped. The man looked as if he'd never seen the sun in his life! And worse, he was a pervert! Inuyasha shook his head in shame; what were men coming to these days? Even Miroku didn't stoop to stalking women. Anger filled him. How dare this guy stalk Kagome? What a weirdo.

Inuyasha took a deep breathe and then gagged. This guy wasn't human. No human smelled that awful. The guy must have been some sort of humanoid demon. He had no muscle so his smell must be his weapon. Inuyasha smirked. This would be easy! He could get rid of this guy before anyone even woke up!

"Oi! What the hell do you think you're doing?" he shouted up angrily.

The disgusting demon was so startled, he fell out of the tree. Inuyasha rolled his eyes, and jumped down on the ground gracefully.

The thing dusted himself off, and looked at Inuyasha with wonder. "How did you know I was there?"

Inuyasha stared at him. "I could smell you…?" He thought it was rather obvious he was hanyou. This guy must be stupider than he thought...

"So you aren't human, either? That's good because," the guy looked around with shifty eyes, and whispered, "I'm a vampire. I might have had to kill you if you were human, because vampires are a secret where I come from. My name is Edward Cullen, by the way."

Inuyasha gripped Tetsaiga tightly. Kagome had told him all about vampires, but she had said they weren't real. Well, apparently they were, and this guy was a threat to Inuyasha and his friends. Inuyasha couldn't have that. Remembering something Kagome told him, Inuyasha ran forward and shoved the vampire into the sun. The ray of sun hit the man, and he sparkled brilliantly, like a trail of slug slime.

Inuyasha's mouth dropped open. After a moment of shocked silence, he fell to the ground crying with laughter. "You…" Inuyasha attempted to say something, but then he saw Edward and started laughing again.

Edward glared. "I wouldn't laugh if I were you. This is the skin of a killer!"

Inuyasha started hyperventilating, he was laughing so hard. Finally, he stood up and took a deep, calming breathe. "That's the skin of a killer? You honestly think you can kill me?"

"I know I can kill you, so don't mess with me." The man glanced longingly toward to Kagome, and back to Inuyasha. "Don't mess with her, either. She's mine."

All amusement disappeared. "Me? You're the one stalking her! And Kagome doesn't belong to anyone!"

"I am not stalking her! I'm admiring her beauty from a far. I'm in love her, but you wouldn't understand."

Inuyasha pulled Tetsaiga from it's sheathe. This guy was worse than Kouga. He'd never even met Kagome, and now he was in love? Inuyasha shook his head. "You don't even know her name!"

Edward narrowed his pee colored eyes. Inuyasha was ashamed to say they both had gold eyes. But there was a definite difference in shade. Inuyasha's eyes were a beautiful liquid gold, and shone like the sun. Edward's eyes were like shallow puddles of urine.

"You think you can beat me with that sword? Bah! I'm indestructible! I'm the strongest, fastest, most awesome predator you shall ever see!" Edward said, while running around like a headless chicken.

Inuyasha smirked. "Oh yeah? Wind Scar!"

A powerful wind hit Edward, and when the dust cleared, there was nothing left. Inuyasha put Tetsaiga back in it's sheathe, and crossed his arms smugly. Showed him. His ears flicked toward his friends as he heard Kagome stirring. Somehow, they had slept through the whole 'fight.'

"Inuyasha?" Kagome asked sleepily. "What happened?"

"Well, some sparkly weirdo was stalking you. He said he was a vampire and unbeatable or some crap like that. I killed him."

Kagome's eyes widened. "Gosh, so that was what had been bothering us?"

Inuyasha nodded. "Yeah. He said he was in love you."

Kagome shivered in disgust. "Ugh. You did a good thing, Inuyasha. I'm glad you were here, no telling what that guy would have done."

"I know! He might have raided the ramen!"

Hm. Should I continue? Maybe Emmett VS Sesshomaru? Or Kagome VS Bella? I don't if this is complete or not. I might do more with different Twilight characters fighting Inuyasha characters. Well, this wasn't very funny, but I tried. It's the first attempt at humor/parody I've written. If I write another chapter, I hope it'll be funnier. It was kind of fun writing though xD AGAIN, NO offence to Twilight fans! I'm only writing this for the lulz. So! Let me know what you think!