ZIMMERSIZISTAKKY Part 1: the prologe that has barely ANYTHING to do with the plot
Ten years.
I've been in this blob for TEN. YEARS.
You've been in for nine and eight months. You've only NOW worked up the courage to ask how I ended up in here!
Let's start again, shall we.
I'm Miyuki, your Spork, we are both former Almighty Tallests, and we were both devoered by this BLOB THING BY THE NAME OF CHUBBY!!! (XC)
I GUESS I'll tell you, seeing as we've got nothing ELSE to do in this blob ANYWAYS.
... OH, so NOW i'm a terrible SLORBEAST now, HUH! Well, no story for YOU.
Ugh, FIIINE! Just STOP with the WHINING already! But you'll have to read it, i'm coming down with a headache, so yea. Lesse... AH! Here they are!
here you go!... go ahead.... read 'em.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`TEN YEARS PRIOR`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pak log MIYUKI #: 16340915-5-169_VortianLabs17-12
As I stand here, frozen in fear, with that HORRID beast coming to devour me, I steel a glance at the creator of this - this ... THING. Zim, my charge. IRK! Zim could well be my SMEET for all I know, and I know alot. You don't come to be the Almighty Tallest being a tall moron, you know. But anyway, back to Zim. He looks so stressed, and frightened, AND tired, AND angry all at the same time, in a way only HE can. The MORON! He's trying to save me, trying to be a hero again, SLARK! He's jumped in front of me! PHEW! I got him out of the way in time. Irk, I just KNOW he'll break down from this, but I promised myself long ago, that I would do everything in my power to keep him out of harm's way, until the day I die. Well, guess that day's today... Here it comes!
"OH SLA-"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`Back to the present`~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That's what happened. Are you happy now. Now that you've been let in on this? No? You want to know about this CHARGE buisiness, huh. Fine.
My headache's gone down, and I suppose I can tell you, seeing as neither of us are going anywhere anytime soon. I'm actually kind of surprised you
don't already know! It was all OVER the news fifteen or sixteen yers ago ......