"A Night To Remember"
A Genji/Hanzo Fanfiction
Hanzo stepped into the apartment he shared with Genji, which was surprisingly dark. "Genji?" Hanzo queried, staring into the darkness. Hanzo tried to turn on the lights, but his effort was wasted on the light switch – it simply didn't turn on the lights. Hanzo felt his way around the black apartment, when he saw some faint light coming from under the bedroom door. He walked toward it, creaked the door open, and saw Genji lying on the bed, lit only by his green LEDs. "こんにちは" Genji romantically whispered across the room. Upon closer inspection, Hanzo noticed Genji's USB port was wide open, inviting him. Hanzo just couldn't resist. He took out his USB drive and thrust it into Genji's port. Genji's screams of pleasure echoed throughout the entire building. Hanzo was being powerful but gentle, causing Genji's pleasure to never cease. After hours of thrusting, Hanzo could feel his Ultimate fully charged. Pulling out his USB, he shouted "RYU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU!", causing a blue aura to surround his USB, which he promptly thrust into Genji, causing double swirling dragons to erupt inside Genji, killing him instantly. The dragons continued through the building, killing dozens. Hanzo was promptly arrested and sentenced to life for multiple counts of murder.