THE PINK PIG DIARY FOR GIRLS.

IF YOU ARE A BOY…

YOU ARE A WEENIE!!!

Date: Monday the Gir day of Tacos in the year meow

Name: Piggies are my friends

Je m'appelle Gir. Comment ca va? Mal? ()

I have nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo idea what I just wrote! I was readin' Zimz "Book of Humaniod Language in Francis." Wroted by Zimian Irkiton. My name is Gir! Now to write my book.

HI! I um, ah… GRi! i no i luv zoi of munkays! MUNKAYS!!! tHe eNd!

WAIT!!! I gots toe writed more cause my page aint finishe! So nows my real diary cause Zimz tolded mez what e diary is!

Dodie Dodie Dodie Dodie Dodie Dodie Dodie Doooo. Once upon a taquitos!!!! I ate taquitose!!!! Monkey!!!! I lovdid you piggie! I lovdid you!!!! Doom! Yay we're doomed!!!!! It's got chicken legs! I need tacos. Or ill explode. That happens sometime. Tak is ugly… Not unless you dance with me!

My hand hurts! I don't want to write no more! But I have to.

'Cause Zim, he told we were going to destroy the planet by writing on every piece of paper there is until there is no more paper and the stinking humans have to cut down

more tree things and make more paper and we are going to write the rest we make and keep doing that until there is no more paper at all and there are no more trees and the

humans won't be able to breathe and we will the only tree and we won't let humans have it until they bow down before us so they will but then they find out the tree is fake so then

Zim takes over the planet and tortures the big headed kid so then me and Zim tell the tall people and we win!

My hand really has hurting in it! But my paper is all gone so now I can stop! Yah!

Love you Diary,

Gir

Me: Uh sorry about the horrible spelling and grammar. :- Well! It is Gir's diary! What do you expect? Microsoft Word © didn't have an idea about what half of Gir wrote was. And I can't ask Gir 'cause he'll know I was reading his diary. And he will go into Sir mode and destroy me! We don't want that do we? Yah. That's what I thought. But can probably guess what it says. :) :) :)

Me: The first real sentence from Gir's diary is French. It says

My Name is Gir. How are you? Bad?

The boring stuff: Invader Zim doesn't belong to me… Yah, whatever, but I wish I owned Gir! I do own this is the best part to admit :-) that book with a long title that Gir mentioned, and it's not real author.