Okay, okay I will in fact update "Anubis and Carter are Busted"...when I feel like it. But in the mean time here are some random Sengoku Basara one shots. Yes I am aware either I need a boyfriend or I have got to get out more...don't remind me.

Warnings: T for language

this is not a yaoi but if you must if you squint it's there but you have to be a really good squinter to see it.

Charlie Horses

"You know Master Sanada you should really consider eating more fruits if you are going to train like this or else something bad might happen," Sasuke told the cub of Kai as he he watched him train from the trees.

"Sasuke thank you as always for the advice but I think I will be fine." Yukimura said swinging his spear once again.

2 Weeks Later

'I can't let Lord Masamune see me this way if he knows I am not in proper condition for battle my honor would be gone in an instant' thought Yukimura as he watched Masamune scan the valley for him.

Yukimura was in incredible pain so much so he could not even move it. Once he did find a good position fear had over welmed him. If he moves the leg would it begin to hurt again? If it didn't go away he may have to beg Masamune to kill him or at least severe his leg and that's the last thing he wanted, to die begging it would be shameful.

"Hey Yukimura I know you're here somewhere. Come on out and fight hiding isn't like you unless there's really something wrong. Come on now Yukimura I haven't got all day get your ass out here now!"

"Lord Masamune," Yukimura called from the bushes "do you think we could reschedule?"

"What reschedule we didn't even plan this!" Masamune walked over to Yukimura and the burst out laughing at the sight. Yukimura had his right leg on the ground and his left one on a low hanging branch with half his lower body off the ground with tears trying to spring out his eyes.

"Lord Masamune please don't laugh at me."

"Please tell me there's a better explanation for this than "I fell ou a tree and can't get down." Questioned Masamune as he recovered from his fit of laughter.

"There is, my leg went through unberable pain and this is the only way I can relieve the pain it truly is agonizing."

"Oh I see you've been training without eating fruit huh?"

"...Yes"

"Sanada if you were anyone else I'd leave you here to suffer bur because it's you I'll help. As long as you're not a baby about it."

"Oh thank you Lord Masamune I am truly in your debt for this."

"It's no pronblem you can repay me back the same way as you usual."

Yukimura smiled he'd enjoy paying Masamune back anyway and was truly greatful to him for helping him like this. Masamune wrapped Yukimura's leg up tight with vines so that the pain would stop.

"Now then the next time I see you you'll pay e back and you'll eat fruit before training everyday.

"Yes I promise you Lord Masamune I give you my word on my name and honor."

"Yeah, whatever later Yukimura."

"Goodbye Lord Masamune." Yikimura waved as Masamune left. If they weren't on oppisite sides at war they'd honestly be best friends.

CUT I cut because I can and please expect more one shots with many more characters.

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