Communism Under Dai Grepher
Chapter One
"My most precious card is my Warrior Dai Grepher," Jase Farbey told his friend, Mack Olsen, at the tournament which was about to begin.
"Why's he so great? To me he's just a lame Vanilla monster."
"But he's a Warrior, and warriors have so much support that they are virtually indestructible," Jase replied, offended at Mack's insult to Dai Grepher.
"So? There are better Warriors that can turn him into mincemeat."
"Mack, you have no idea what Dai Grepher means to me. This one was given to me by a girl I loved, Morgan Black, and whenever he's destroyed in my duels, I become fierce out there and play like an E-Hero Wildman. If I could, I would try to get all the Dai Grephers in the world, so that I could be the master of my favorite warrior."
"Hold on a second," Mack said, before leaving to talk to some kid six feet away.
Ere long, Mack came back. He had sixteen Dai Grephers in his hand, causing Jase's eyes to bug out in exitement. "I traded my Dark Magician of Chaos for these, and if you want them, you have to give me your Delinquent Duo that you've been so obstinate about relinquishing."
"No! I can't give you Delinquet Duo! I had to give up my only Sacred Phoenix and my Divine Sword Phoenix Blade to get it!" Jase exclaimed, starting to get mad at his friend.
"Hold on," Mack said again, as he dashed off.
He returned this time with a Great Ox of Nephytys and a Divine Sword Phoenix Blade. "Now will you trade?"
But Jase was adamant and would not give in. "What if I throw in my fourth Cyber Dragon, which of course is useless to me?"
Jase couldn't resist the treat now, and they swapped cards, one Delinquet Duo for sixteen Warrior Dai Grephers, one Great Ox, one Divine Sword, and one Cyber Dragon.
Jase updated his deck then and there, before the tourney commenced.
It was not until the third duel that Jase drew Cyber Dragon. His opponent had only an Elemental Hero Sparkman and two face-down cards on the field. Jase summoned both Cyber Dragon and Warrior Dai Grepher. However, his opponent was ready, as he played Ultimate Offering, paid 1500 LP, Summoned Oppressed People, United Resistance and People Running About, then activated Huge Revolution. Jase lost the match.
That night, Jase had a dream involving Dai Grepher. But the first thing he saw was the humans shown on Oppressed People.
"Oh, I wish that I had a break from this back-breaking work," complained one of the people.
"We will, when its time to worship our master, the Dragon," said another.
The first speaker groaned. He hated the Dragon, though he thought that if he had met another dragon on the road, he would've loved it. But he was forced to praise and glorify this dragon, just as all his brothers and sisters were.
Suddenly, the peaceful sky became full of ominous clouds. A dragon made of metal could be seen flying in the air, with a figure sitting on its back, though the figure was indistinct. There was also a giant bee coming toward the oppressed people.
The three newcomers landed, and the bee, called Killer Needle, went over to one of the people and stung him square in the chest. The man died instantly.
A brawny man with burly muscles and wearing blue armor and a blue helmet, hopped off the dragon's back. "Now you know what happens when people betray me," the newcomer said, in a throaty, albeit forceful, voice.
"Bur Amalcante didn't betray you, sir Dai Grepher," one of the Oppressed People said.
"I assure you he did, telling our enemies the Harpies about my new training gym for Elemental Heros. Now the Harpies will request CHEMOL to expand their hunting grounds, so that my E-Heros will be forced to face more powerful enemies than they would've had to otherwise. War is imminent, and the man who was just slaughtered before your very eyes has made it all the more difficult for us to be victorious."
Some of the Oppressed People were muttering; they didn't particularly want Dai Grepher and his E-Heros to win the looming war.
"Now, it's time for the chant!"
When no one spoke, Dai Grepher said forceably, "Do you all want to die?"
One man said under his breath that he was sure that death would be a much better alternative to what they were coerced into doing, but the others commenced the chant they recited so often:
Cyber Dragon is the best
The best monster there ever was
He's as divine as the Egyptian Gods
And it is for him that the bees all dance and buzz
Manticore of Darkness, Pyramid Turtle,
Giant Rat, Lady of Faith, Sand Moth,
The Portrait's Secret, and yes, even Invader of Darkness,
All wish they could bask in his glory and throw him flowers
Why, we are his servants,
And so we bow
To let Cyber Dragon know
That he's our number one master all the world round
We are insignificant
And Yet we are fortunate
For how many people get to say,
"We love you Cyber Dragon," and have him near to hear
He is glorious
To let us touch his rough scales
And to slam on our backs with his just tail
And to breathe on us with his dragon fire
Oh, Cyber, you are so kind
To protect us, and thrash us
And control us, and save us
From all the world's hurt and rudeness
And now we bow before our master
To take our punishment like a dog
For those of us who do not love Cyber
Shall pay with our heads and our wives
BOW! BOW! BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY ANGEL
Who greets us in kindly fashion
BOW! BOW! BOW BEFORE THE MOST WONDROUS DRAGON
Made of metal, with a heart of gold!
Warrior Dai Grepher was positively jubilant when he heard the song and watched as the people lay head toward the ground in reverence to Cyber Dragon.