Drobot: Welcome everyone! *pulls down curtain to reveal herself, Ridley, No Face, Deathy, Psycho Killer and the entire orginal Ask the Kirby Characters cast along with Yin-Yarn, Necrodos, Dark Mind and the OC Windwing* THIS IS THE WHEEL OF DARES, A REVAMP OF ASK THE KIRBY CHARACTERS!
No Face: So logical rules are, since we want this to interactive, is you can post reviews with ideas for dares on the wheel, who should get dared, questions about the show and even have us staff sing derpily!
Kracko: You must so sing better than u-
No Face: CAUSE BABY YOU'RE A FIRRREEEWOOOORRRKKK
Ridley: COME ON LET YOUR COLORSSSSS DEEERRRRPPPP!
No Face: I thought it was Derp.
Drobot: *facepalms* It is burst. So new punishments as well!
Grand Doomer: IS IT STILL HERE!?
Drobot: Yes, the infamous Punishment Room has returned but you can also become like the master crown, or get pummled by my two new helpers.
Magolor: What do you mean?
Drobot: Meet Deathy! He's a male Red Death(Shouldn't he be a Bewilderbeast then if he's a male) who wants to kill you!
Deathy: HELLO MY FRIENDS TO PUMMEL.
Drobot: *points to an Ord or whatever you call those giant bugs from Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind* This is Psycho Killer. He's in these chains so he doesn't kill everyone here.
Psycho Killer: *grunts*
Drobot: SO LET'S GET REVIEWS AND WORK ON THE DERPING! And today's my birthday(I turn 11) and happy July 4th/Your fave author's birthday to everyone!