Inside Ricia's Brain
In the happy world of Ricia's brain things were a tad screwed up.
Rion Mardimil had stolen all of Severus Snape's Peppridge Farm Cookies. He was going
to use them in an attempt to get Tsunami to date him.
Meanwhile in a completely different section Ken Ichijouji was polishing his giant Daisuke
statue and humming "The Masochism Tango" Yui Hongo stood nearby playing a
harpsicord. Trelane runs by and snatches her away screaming "Power of magic, power of
light. Surrender the wand, the force ignite. Release!"
Down a few feet from all this Rod Serling and Ray Bradbury were having an arguement
over who the best writer is. Dr Seuss walks up and recites 'One Fish Two Fish Red Fish
Blue Fish' over and over until they agree it doesn't matter.
Kesslee, Professor Pynchon, Mr Roarke, Tolian Soran, Eugene Bradford, Johann Bartok
and Q all stand around looking like the hot bunch of boy-toys they are.
Somewhere a bad movie plays. Joel and Dr Forrester fight over who gets the last Milkdud
while Crow and Cambot play their five billionth game of Freecell. Willow, Tara, Spike,
Xander and Giles rush in. They take the movie and sell it to Mulder and Scully for $42.
Ford Prefect takes the money and runs off with Arthur Dent to the Planet of Pinapple.
Nobody understands Philip Glass. Not even Henry Higgins.
Nakago and Jinnai decide to combine forces to take over the world. Then they notice that
there's a Brit-com marathon on PBS and decide to just order in lasagna. It's delivered by
a lumberjack with high heels, suspenders and a bra. While they're eating Andrew Llyod
Webber takes over the world and Brisco County Jr rules Greenland.
Peanut butter is still the national athem. It is sung by Yamato and Taichi.
Fflewddur Fflam has discovered the secret of happiness and is willing to share it with
anyone who'll help him get a date with Sailor Uranus. Nobody has the heart to tell him
she's been shaking up with Neptune for years.
Gonzo discovers where all the weapons are kept. Everybody buys tickets to watch what
he'll do. Lain assists him and everyone eats popcorn and gets really confused. Jaina and
Jacen explain everything then take everyone to see the Barenaked Ladies. Gonzo steals
the last Milkdud.
There is never a point when you think there should be. Team Rocket is keeping them in a
vault in Weird Al's underground cave. Dr Demento is currenly in negotiations to get them
back.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the 'fic' and myself (Ricia), everything else is
copyright their respectful owners.
In the happy world of Ricia's brain things were a tad screwed up.
Rion Mardimil had stolen all of Severus Snape's Peppridge Farm Cookies. He was going
to use them in an attempt to get Tsunami to date him.
Meanwhile in a completely different section Ken Ichijouji was polishing his giant Daisuke
statue and humming "The Masochism Tango" Yui Hongo stood nearby playing a
harpsicord. Trelane runs by and snatches her away screaming "Power of magic, power of
light. Surrender the wand, the force ignite. Release!"
Down a few feet from all this Rod Serling and Ray Bradbury were having an arguement
over who the best writer is. Dr Seuss walks up and recites 'One Fish Two Fish Red Fish
Blue Fish' over and over until they agree it doesn't matter.
Kesslee, Professor Pynchon, Mr Roarke, Tolian Soran, Eugene Bradford, Johann Bartok
and Q all stand around looking like the hot bunch of boy-toys they are.
Somewhere a bad movie plays. Joel and Dr Forrester fight over who gets the last Milkdud
while Crow and Cambot play their five billionth game of Freecell. Willow, Tara, Spike,
Xander and Giles rush in. They take the movie and sell it to Mulder and Scully for $42.
Ford Prefect takes the money and runs off with Arthur Dent to the Planet of Pinapple.
Nobody understands Philip Glass. Not even Henry Higgins.
Nakago and Jinnai decide to combine forces to take over the world. Then they notice that
there's a Brit-com marathon on PBS and decide to just order in lasagna. It's delivered by
a lumberjack with high heels, suspenders and a bra. While they're eating Andrew Llyod
Webber takes over the world and Brisco County Jr rules Greenland.
Peanut butter is still the national athem. It is sung by Yamato and Taichi.
Fflewddur Fflam has discovered the secret of happiness and is willing to share it with
anyone who'll help him get a date with Sailor Uranus. Nobody has the heart to tell him
she's been shaking up with Neptune for years.
Gonzo discovers where all the weapons are kept. Everybody buys tickets to watch what
he'll do. Lain assists him and everyone eats popcorn and gets really confused. Jaina and
Jacen explain everything then take everyone to see the Barenaked Ladies. Gonzo steals
the last Milkdud.
There is never a point when you think there should be. Team Rocket is keeping them in a
vault in Weird Al's underground cave. Dr Demento is currenly in negotiations to get them
back.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the 'fic' and myself (Ricia), everything else is
copyright their respectful owners.