You Know You Watch Too Much Inuyasha When...
Hey guys!BL21 here. I found these on the internet and I thought you might like to read them.Enjoy!
1. Everytime someone makes you mad you yell "OSUWARI/SIT!"
2. You wear fake dog ears...in public.
3. When you're absent from work/school for a long time,your excuse is "I was searching for Shikon shards!"
4. You take an old fluffy scarf and wear it around your shoulder.
5. You colour a black hole on your right hand with a pen and walk around yelling "Kazaana" while waving your hand around.
6. You try to attach an extra tail to your cat.
7. At your favorite department store,you ask if they carry giant boomerangs.
8. Carry a staff around (bonus points if you ask every girl you meet to bear your child)
9. Check around every tree in the forest just in case you meet a boy sealed to one.
10. Everytime you see a well,you jump into it and see if you travel back to the Sengoku Jidai (Warring states Era) only to realize you need someone to pull you out of it.
11. You travel to Japan and ask everyone you meet if they know a Higurashi Kagome.
12. You crack your knuckles and growl everytime someone begins to annoy you.
13. "Feh" and "Keh" become regular words in your vocabulary.
14. You own every bit of Inuyasha stuff you can get your hands on, and you search the internet daily for new stuff to add to your collection.
15. You find yourself absently rubbing your cat/dog's ears while thinking about Inuyasha.
16. You try to bring your exboyfriend to hell.
17. You try to kill your exboyfriend's new girlfriend.
18. You address Sesshomaru as Lord Sesshomaru of the Western Lands.
19. You get suspended from school because your skirt is too short.
20. You badger your parents into getting you a character flea.
21. You name the character flea Myouga.
22. You teach the flea to say "Lord Inuyasha" to your dog.
23. You call potato chips 'chips potato' (Nobunaga in episode 8 English version).
24. You are afraid of a new moon.
25. You are afraid of monks/priests(you never know they may be related to the perv).
26. You are afraid of monks because you think they will ask you to bear their child.
27. You bow your head in respect everytime Sesshomary appears on the screen.
28. You start to think your name is Inuyasha.
29. You jam a piece of plastic in each leg and claim every girl you see as "your woman".
30. You go around looking for shards of a jewel and tell people you need them to turn full demon.
31. You get you dog's fang and go to a sword shop and ask them to make a sword that can kill 100 demons in one swipe.
32. You make the sword shop make another one that brings 100 people back to life.
33. You sleep in trees with a stick by your side.
34. You pick fights with siblings claiming that they have your sword.
35. You start to call your friends "Jakken" and order them to babysit your little sister.
36. You run around with a sharp stick yelling "Tetsusaiga!"
37. You know the Inuyasha episodes by heart and replay them in your head 24/7.
38. Your teacher asks for your homework and you say that Inuyasha ate it.
39. You paint markings on your face that match Sesshomaru's.
40. You name all your characters after the characters in Inuyasha.
41. You start calling your friends and enemies after the characters in Inuyasha.
42. Everytime you hear Birds of Paradise you scream and jump under the nearest object.
43. All you eat is ramen.
44. You never use your left arm.
45. You never wear shoes.
46. You call the guy you like Inuyasha.
47. You get mad at him and tell him to "sit".
48. You wear the same shirt and skirt everyday.
49. You go to the lake to take a bath.
50. When the wind blows,you look for Kagura.
51. You yell at your enemy "Behold the power of the Staff of Two Heads!"and pull out a broomstick.
52. You kill every spider claiming it to be "Naraku in his demon form".
53. You begin to wonder what it would be like if you were in the Inuyasha series.