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Chapter 1: Drumroll, please!

Shippo's Super Secretive Interviews

Introducing….

"Hello, I am your brave interviewer of the behind-the-scenes action, Shippo. I'll be leading you through a perilous journey, filled with unknown dangers, and mysterious characters."

Shippo: "To keep the mysterious characters a mystery- as well as possibly saving me from their wrath- I have personally come up with clever codenames to keep their identities secret. In our travels, we will encounter: Stupid Dog-Boy, Wise Lady, Miko Mama, Heroic Fighter, Mr. Lecherous Monk, Wolf Prince, Icicle Prince, Clay Pot, Kilala-"

Miko Mama: "Hold on a sec! You didn't change her name at all!"

Shippo: "Yes I did! This thing is based on the manga, not the anime. See? That means she's not Kilala here."

Mr. Lecherous Monk: "Even so, Kirar- oops, I mean Kilala can't talk… So how do you plan on interviewing her?"

Stupid Dog-Boy: "What the hell, Shippo! What do ya think you're doing, putting 'stupid' in front of my name?!"

Shippo: "But that's part of your name! And I put it in because you're stupid, stupid!"

*Bonk!*

Shippo: "Waah! That hurt!"

Miko Mama: "Sit!"

*Thump!*

Shippo: (sniffle) "And there are many more guests too. And now, before any further delay from that fleabag meanie, let's get- ow! Ow, ow, ow, OW!"

"Sit boy, sit!"

*CRASH!*

Mr. Lecherous Monk: "As our host was saying, let's get started."

*Smack!*

Heroic Fighter: "Pervert!"

Mr. Lecherous Monk: "I was just checking to see if you were awake. You haven't said anything yet."

Heroic Fighter: "And you couldn't think of a better way than rubbing my butt?!"

Future Boy: "I doubt you'll see me again, because of a rare illness Higurashi gets from flashbacks to the Modern Era, but since this fan fiction can't seem to start here, I get to say, "Let's get this show on the road!" and hope it does before I'm born!"

Author's Note: I'm thinking of keeping them only 90% in character, and let the other 10% be a bit exaggerateous (totally not a word), but I'm not sure yet. I'm still playing around with this, so we'll just watch things unfold for now.

"Behold the three most powerful creatures in anime; an angsty action hero, a magical schoolgirl, and the all-mighty plot device god. This piece of wisdom is sponsored by plot holes."-Kathryn J. Blair