Hello! My name is David Johnston (but my friends call me daveypoo!) and i live in Ontario! (which is in cananda if you didnt know!) this is they stroy about how i learned about masterbation! it happened 6 years ago (flashback time!) i was at my bro's house playing the new COD (call of duty if you didnt know... noob :P) when his penis got hard. i asked him what i should do with bi erect penis. i was slightly aroused. my friend was blushing, he was scared. i came over and said "shhh its okay now" and grab his weiner. he was shocked, but didnt struggle (though i wish he did). i masterbated him hard, i felt his rod throbbing. he moaned as he climaxed. his white goo went everywhere. some even went in my mouth (it tasted salty, but it was enjoyable) i realized i just stroke off a guy... yet i never masterbated myself. Suddenly, my bro got on his knees and whispeared "time for me to return the favor""my frieend started to suck me off. i liked it. then, out of no where, Naruto busted down the door. "how dare you cheat on me David Johnston!" he screamed! i was so surprised naruto found out! "naruto! calm down! its not what you think" i said to try and clam down naruto, but his ninja skills were no match for my 28th Governor General of Canada and Representative of Her Majesty The Queen powers! naruto submitted, and decided to kill my bro and finish the job he left off " sorry for the outburst" naruto tried to say while gagging on my cock" my love for naruto wasnt there aymore, i decided he needed to die. i rammed my cock so hard till i saw blood dripping out of his eyes "DIE FUCKER DIE" i screamed while i pulled my bloody dick out of his mouth and shoved it in his eyes. this is when it hit me. naruto was real. i just killed president Obama cosplaying as Naruto. this is when i heard the police drive up to my house. i was terrified. the popo sent me to the jail, and i was sad. my life was over, i was sentenced for life plus 10 years (thats 30 years!). as sad, and as depressed as i was, i was still super :) life plus 10 years (thats 30 years!). as sad, and as depressed as i was, i was still super :)