Hey, Tenchi in Tokyo and the Simpsons don't belong to me, blah blah blah. This Fanfic takes place while everyone except Ryoko leaves to check on Tenchi at the school carnival. Ok, this fic stinks, but I was listening to a Weird Al Song (Phony Calls), and one of my crazy ideas popped in my head, and when that happens, I write an off the wall Fic that's stupid beyond beleif!
Sushi-Man is (kinda) proud to present,
No Need for Phony Calls
Bored bored bored. That's what Ryoko was thinking as she sat on the couch, with nobody to keep her company except for Noboyuki (forget it).
*Add music*
All the girls were going out for the evening,
she was stuck inside the house all alone.
That's when she decided it would be fun, to tick off someone,
dialed a random number up on her telephone...
*music stops*
Goku: Hello?
Ryoko: Hello, is your refigerator running?
Goku: I'll go check... yah, it's running.
Ryoko: Well, you'd better go catch it! HA-HA-HA!!! *hangs up*
Ryoko *dials up another random number*
Moe: Moe's Tavern, how can I help you?
Ryoko: I'm looking for Mike, last name Rotch.
Moe: Mike Rotch (it sounds like "my crotch")! Has anyone seen Mike Rotch?
Moe: *realizes what he's saying*
Ryoko:HA-HA-HA!!! *hangs up*
Ryoko: *dials another number*
Sailor Moon: Hello?
Ryoko: YOU STINK!!!
Sailor Moon: Um, this is Sailor Moon, and WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!
Ryoko: *realizes her mistake and hangs up*
Phone Police: *comes and arrests Ryoko*
*Add music*
There's no need for phony calls,
Only dial the 7-digit numbers you used to,
Bet you think think it's funny driving folks right up the wall,
But it's really getting old fast!
Sushi-Man is (kinda) proud to present,
No Need for Phony Calls
Bored bored bored. That's what Ryoko was thinking as she sat on the couch, with nobody to keep her company except for Noboyuki (forget it).
*Add music*
All the girls were going out for the evening,
she was stuck inside the house all alone.
That's when she decided it would be fun, to tick off someone,
dialed a random number up on her telephone...
*music stops*
Goku: Hello?
Ryoko: Hello, is your refigerator running?
Goku: I'll go check... yah, it's running.
Ryoko: Well, you'd better go catch it! HA-HA-HA!!! *hangs up*
Ryoko *dials up another random number*
Moe: Moe's Tavern, how can I help you?
Ryoko: I'm looking for Mike, last name Rotch.
Moe: Mike Rotch (it sounds like "my crotch")! Has anyone seen Mike Rotch?
Moe: *realizes what he's saying*
Ryoko:HA-HA-HA!!! *hangs up*
Ryoko: *dials another number*
Sailor Moon: Hello?
Ryoko: YOU STINK!!!
Sailor Moon: Um, this is Sailor Moon, and WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!
Ryoko: *realizes her mistake and hangs up*
Phone Police: *comes and arrests Ryoko*
*Add music*
There's no need for phony calls,
Only dial the 7-digit numbers you used to,
Bet you think think it's funny driving folks right up the wall,
But it's really getting old fast!