AN:

JK: The summery should say it all. Oh, yeah. For those of you who don't know, Kitchi has a heart.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except Kitchi.

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Xemnas looked at his Kingdom Hearts and smiled.

"Mmm...yes...my Kingdom Hearts...you're almost complete...with our new member, you'll have all the hearts you'll need..."

"Oooh..." A voice said behind him. The Superior turned around and was pleased to see the newest edition to Organization XIII, Kitchi, looking at the heart-shaped moon with intrest.

"My Kingdom Hear-" Xemnas began with an importiant sounding tone.

"What is it?" Kitchi iterrupted. Xemnas sighed.

(Maybe she didn't hear me.) He thought. "My Kingdom Hear-"

"What is it?" Kitchi yelled again. The Superior gave the Ghost Member the you've-got-to-be-kidding-me look.

(She STILL didn't hear me?) He thought. "My Kingdom Hear-"

"WHAT IS IT?" Kitchi yelled obnoxiously.

"My...Kingdom...Hearts..." Xemnas said, backing off.

"Your King Of Farts? Eww...tell him to stay away from beans, chile-" Kitchi began. Xemnas put his hand over her mouth.

"No. No, Kitchi. Kitchi, no. My Kingdom Hearts." He said. (I said no way too many times...) Kitchi looked at him questioningly.

"Your King Of Darts?" She asked.

"No. Kitchi," The Superior said. He stopped and smiled sweetly at her. "Kitchi, sweetheart," Kitchi recoiled slightly at what the Superior just called her.

(Jeez. I have a heart, but he doesn't have to call me sweetheart...) She thought, disgusted.

"Listen to me. My. Kingdom. Hearts."

"Your King Of Smarts? Ew...geek city..."

"No, sweetheart. My Kingdom Hearts." Xemnas said, trying to be calm. Kitchi's lower eyelid twitched out of disgust.

"Your King Of Tarts?"

"Sweetheart, it's not a pastry. My Kingdom Hearts."

"Your King Of Karts?"

"Sweetheart!" Xemnas yelled."Listen to me! My Kingdom Hearts!"

"Your King Of -cencored-?" Kitchi asked. Xemnas took a step backwards.

"Sweetheart, that did NOT rhyme with Hearts in any way, shape, or form. I can understand those last few mistakes because they rhymed with Hearts, but that did NOT rhyme with Hearts..." He muttered.

-Three Hours Of Bad Rhyming Later-

"Sweetheart!" Xemnas yelled. Kitchi was surpressing the urge to laugh.

"Kit!" Axel called, walking up next to them. "Kit, it's his taco."

"Oh! His Kingdom Hearts!" Kitchi yelled, her eyes brightening. "Why didn't you say so?" Xemnas's jaw dropped.

(Taco? My TACO? That...she was just playing with me! Agh! Why that...) Xemnas thought, wringing his hands.

"Hey, Superior?" Demyx asked, walking up the stairs. "I was wondering-"

"OUT, DAMN YOU THREE, OUT!" The Superior roared, kicking all three of them down the stairs.

"What the hell did I do?" Demyx asked, sitting up and rubbing his head.

"Sheesh!" Kitchi commented from the bottom of the pile. "What a grouch!"

AN:

JK: Xemnas beginning to talk and Kitchi cutting him off thing was from Invader ZIM. Hope you enjoyed this!