ONe punch man, saitama was walking around then he met sonic. 'hurr hurr hurr," saitama laughed because he's a stupid OP asshole and obviously weaker than sanic.
btw: i'm talking AbOUt Sonic, the Hedgehog, not that faggot ninja form the same show.
anyway, saitama was back from being op when sonic appeared before him in all his glory and grinned. "i hear you the strongest," sonic said, being better than everyone and everythign.
"i am," saitam spoke with a smug grin. (well, except for that time where he absolutey sucked dick in that fanfiction i wrote of him getting owned by nNatruo) but anyway, s (i'll just call him 's' becuz it's shorter and there's no use sainyg this mary Sue's full name outloud). anyway. "wANNA show me how stronk you are?" he said, soudning stupid and dumb becu z he is.
"you'll regret tis." Sonic achieved his beutiful and precious golden form, stunning everyone, even saitama (who thought he was the strongest and best hero in the world but he actuall wasnt.
with a single punch, sonic breaks every arm in saitama's body, genos sees this and immediately self destructs en despair!
and so the world is saved by sonic the hedgehog (who also raped that stupid faggot ninja for stealing his name earlier) from s's opness, bcuz his totes strongest and anione who sayz otherwise is a butthurt nerdfag who realy needs to stfu
the end.
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"Samuel, no has bajado en las edades. ¿Estás en ese sitio tonto otra vez?" (Translation: Samuel, you haven't come downstairs in ages. Are you on that dumb site again?)
"¡Cállate mamá!" (Translation: Shut up, mom!)
"Tienes 24 años, hijo. ¿No deberías estar pensando en conseguir un trabajo, en vez de retocar a tus padres?" (Translation: You're 24, son. Shouldn't you be thinking about getting a job, instead of mooching off your parents?)
"¡Ay, perra!" (Translation: Agh, bitch!)
"What did you call m-?"
Samuel quickly shut the door, muffling out all remaining sound.
She'll never understand my struggle thought Samuel, a typical "writer" on FanFiction. Upon opening a wardrobe, the entirety of its contents revealed crude depictions and fan art of Sonic the Hedgehog. One of them, showing said character with a massive erection, had been pinned to the back of the door. She'll never understand our love ... thought the author as he caressed the fan art.
Lying on his bed, his arms wrapped around a Naruto body-pillow, the author cried himself to sleep (as he would usually do whenever someone disagreed with him on the internet).