Be warned, this is a total crackfic. Enjoy! Disclaimer- I am fresh out of clever disclaimers, so here. *Clever Disclaimer* I don't own the show.
Vworp, vworp
Rory Williams jumped slightly as the big blue box materialized directly in front of him.
The Doctor had offered to take both him and Amy to to a planet in the far reaches of the Ascomycetes galaxy, where, according to the Time Lord, everybody was required to wear a bowtie. Everywhere, all the time, everyone had to wear the neck garment.
"Even when they take baths!" The Doctor had exclaimed, euphoric.
Amy had been glad to go along, whereas Rory, who was considerably less enthused about the entire concept, had asked if he could perhaps be left behind somewhere else. The Doctor had complied, dropping Rory off in downtown Leadworth, saying that he and Amy would come back once they were through at the Bowtie Planet.
And apparently they were now returning from their trip, after the three hours that it had been for Rory.
The TARDIS finished landing, as always, with a solid clunk. Slowly, almost cautiously, the left door opened, and out poked the head of Rory's alien friend. The Time Lord stepped out of his ship and gently closed the door behind him.
"Where's Amy?" Rory immediately questioned. The Doctor bit his lip nervously and shifted his weight left and right for a moment.
"Doctor? Where is she?" The Nurse questioned again.
"Um, you see, I sort of missed the Bowtie Planet, and ended up in the middle of space, Rory..." The Doctor replied uncertainly.
"And? Spit it out!" Rory demanded.
There was a slightly pause before the Doctor answered.
"Well, there is every possibility that...Amy sort of wandered out of the TARDIS and floated into a star." He blurted out.
Rory stared at the Doctor, dumbfounded.
"What?!" He very nearly shouted.
"You know...She walked out of the TARDIS, and I couldn't grab her in time...And she just sort of...floated into a star." The Doctor explained rather anxiously.
"Are you bloody serious right now?!"
"I'm afraid so." The Time Lord confirmed. "And then...the star might have possibly...gone supernova."
And that was the day that the Doctor was made aware of the true dangers of space travel, found out how had an angry fiancé could really punch, and discovered just how many time he could regenerate in one day without throwing up.
Um, yeah, definitely the most random thing I've ever had the pleasure of writing. Leave a review, please! They make my day, week, and on occasion, fortnight! Even if you don't leave a review, have a great day, and DFTBA!