Pokemon Platinum Abridged

by BlackGeneralNocturna

Hikari and Collin go on their journey in Sinnoh. Insanity ensures. I Don't own Pokemon. Rated T for violence, randomness and breaking of the 4th wall. First in the pokemon Abridged series. Hikari and Collin based off Dawn and Barry

1. Spamming Shinxes

Pokemon Platinum ABRIDGED

Chapter 1- Spamming shinxes

Main characters.

Hikari, age 16 (who's based on Dawn)

Collin, age 16 (based on Barry)

Shiro, age 16 (OC)

Kuro, age 16 (OC)

"Hey! Hika-chan! Get up!" A boy with short blond hair and blue eyes started shaking the girl with long dark blue hair and brown eyes. The girl got up and slapped him.

"COLLIN! I DON'T GO ALL OVER THE FREAKING PLACE WAKING UP PEOPLE SO WHY SHOULD YOU?!" Hikari shouted, hitting Collin over the head with a slipper.

"Come on! Let's run through the long grass to Sandgem Town and get some pokemon!" Collin said hyperactively.

"NO! My mum said i shouldn't go through the long grass! I'm not risking my life for a stupid Piplup, Turtwig or Chimchar!" Hikari shouted.

"Come on! We are talking about pokemon! P-O-K-ACCENT-E-M-O-N!" Collin shouted.

"Fine." Hikari mumbled.

"OK! LET'S GO!" Collin cheered, dragging Hikari with him.

Route 201

"Let's go!" Collin grinned, dragging Hikari through the grass.

"Sheez! Easy!" Hikari shouted.

"HALT!" They turned around to see an old man and a girl with long white hair with pink streaks and amber eyes.

"What do you think your doing?" The old man said.

"Uh...Take her, not me!" Collin started pushing Hikari forwards.

"Jerk!" She shouted back.

"Why are you here?" The girl asked.

"We wanted some pokemon so we were heading to Sandgem." Hikari said.

"I'm professor Rowan! And I say, YOU DON'T DESERVE POKEMON!" The old man shouted. Then the girl covered his mouth and he fell asleep. She then sprayed something on him and threw him all the way to Lake Acuity.

"I'm Shiro. You want pokemon? Come with me." She said, winking. The two followed her. When they arrived at the lab, she gave them a pokeball each. "Let's go." She dragged them with her. They ended up at route 202.

"Didn't the offical rules say we need to ask our parents if we could go?" Hikari wondered.

"SCREW THE RULES! I HAVE WHITE HAIR!" Shiro exclaimed.

"RANDOM." Collin said. They got attacked by three shinxes. Shiro sent out an eevee that tackled the shinx and sent it into the Sandgem Beach. Hikari threw her pokeball. Out came a Magnemite.

"Hydro pump!" She shouted.

"Magnemites don't know-!" The magnemite blasted the second shinx with water and drowned it. "HOLY!" Collin threw his ball. A Riolu came out and aurasphered the last shinx, killing it. "Let's go." They went to Jublife and met a boy with black hair and violet eyes called Kuro. Collin battled him and lost against his Scyther.

"WAIT! MAGNEMITES AND SCYTHERS SHOULDN'T BE IN SINNOH!"Hikari shouted.

"Whatever." Kuro said.