TotW: Hey all you haters, flamers, non accounters, nice people, and reviewers. So first fanfic ever blah blah blah. Also the age requirement for being a trainer has been raised to 19.

?: Can we just start the story now.

TotW: Fine. But First. Disclaimer time. I do not own pokemon. If I did Ash would be smart and able to talk to pokemon.

Hi. My name is James Harnet and I am 19. I am a pokemon. Now, are you sitting down? I wasn't always a pokemon. If you don't care go away. Otherwise listen to my story…..

I woke up and looked at my calendar. "Arceus damn it" I thought, "I have to wait another three days before I can get my pokemon". I decided another hour of sleep would help my mood. I drifted back to dreamland, and the next thing I knew I was awoken by the sounds of three trainers getting pokemon. "Wait a minute" I thought, "Pokemon?" I got dressed as fast as possible and ran to Oak's lab. When I got there he told me that all of his pokemon were taken. I asked if he had an extra but he told me he had already given his spare, a Pikachu, to a boy named Ash. I stormed out of the lab and into the woods trying to calm down. As I walked through the woods I saw a pixely rectangle battling Mew. The pixel thing threw a shadowy ball at Mew which hit. The pixel thing teleported away after the ball hit. I saw Mew dying and rushed over to help. Using psychic powers Mew told me that the pixel thing was MissingNo and it was a murdering psychopath with amazing strength. Then Mew died and I fell unconscious. I woke up some time later and looked around. Everything seemed taller. Then I felt something hit my tail. "Holy shit I have a tail" I shouted. Then I looked and saw that I was a Mew, a golden Mew. So of course the first thing I did was pass out. When I woke up I thought "Man this is embarrassing, passing out twice." When I looked around the first thing I saw was I was in a big silver and gold hallway. I got up and started to look around, but when I rounded a corner I bumped into someone. I quickly apologized, then realized who it was.

TotW: So what did you think? Comment anything but flames. Also my friend is Sanchez, the voice in my head. Surprisingly enough he makes good decisions, but is a bit argumentative with me.

Sanchez: I AM NOT!

TotW: Anyways I am having pole for which legendary you want him to meet.

Sanchez: Yeah, review and answer the pole. TotW does not update regularly, so expect random updates.