Futurama – Fry does it, he asks Leela out
Fry walked into Planet Express with a wide smile on his face. Today was the day. Today he would ask Leela out! (For like the millionth time but poor Fry's a dumbass)
Leela was sitting on the sofa watching Hypno Toad when he entered.
"Hey Leela!" Fry said happily.
Leela didn't look away from the T.V "Err yeah hi,"
Fry sat down next to her "Where is everyone?"
"The professor is doing one of senile lectures so I snuck out," Leela explained.
Fry nodded "Makes sense; well that gives us some time alone,"
"I guess," Leela shrugged.
Fry budged a bit closer to her "I was just wondering,"
"What?" Leela asked interrupting him.
"No listen…I wanted to ask you,"
Leela looked at him.
"I wanted to ask you if you would go out with me!" He grinned.
Leela shook her head "Nah, I'll pass,"
Fry nodded his head slowly "Okay,"
He stood up. He clenched his fists.
"So you won't go out with me?" Fry said.
"Nah,"
And then he snapped.
"WHY WON'T YOU GO OUT WITH ME???!!!!!" Fry screamed at her.
Leela shushed him "Fry I'm trying to watch this,"
Fry reached for his back pocket. His hand grasped the handle.
"Oh Leela," He crooned.
"What?" She said looking up.
BLAST BANG KABOOM.
She was dead. Fry was free. Free from her tyrannical clutch on his heart.
He sighed. Fry walked into the conference room to listen to the Professor's senile lecture.
The End.