A/N: It's another "Dear Writers of Fanfiction" story, this time with Glee. There will probably be three to six letters per chapter. The characters also write to each other and to the cast. Enjoy, my pretties!
Dear Writers of Fanfiction,
I was on this site and noticed something. Here is a simple question.
WHERE IS THE QUOE?
I know you guys like your Quick and Fabrevans and Fuinn and Faberry and Quinntana but can you please try to write Quinn with me once in a while? Yeah, we weren't a couple, but we still LIKED each other! Did you not see us singing "Saving All My Love for You," idiots? Now write Quoe or I will go Lima Heights on you. Santana has been giving me lessons. I think it's because I like Quinn and not Brittany.
JOE OUT! Haha, I always wanted to say that.
Sincerely, a very annoyed Joe Hart
Dear Writers of Fanfiction,
Let me get this straight. I. Am. With. Blaine. Not Puck, not Finn (EW, we're stepbrothers), not Sebastian (WHAT THE FLYING FLIPPING HELL?), not Mike, not Matt, not Joe, not Artie, not Jake, not Ryder, not ANY OTHER GUY BUT BLAINE. So stop the Puckurt and the Kinn and the Kum and JUST SHIP KLAINE.
Sincerely, Kurt Hummel
Dear Writers of Fanfiction,
Please stop shipping me with peanut butter.
Sincerely, Rory Flanagan
Dear Writers of Fanfiction,
I have been reading a few stories, and I just woke up from a three-hour faint. Oh. My. Sweet. Baby Jesus. KARLEY? I do not like Poor Little Simply Adorkable Nice Girl! I LIKE JAKE. GET OVER IT. NOW STOP THIS UNHOLY ABOMINATION OR GOD WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN.
Sincerely, Kitty Cat