Day one
I went to Rivendell today. I have to go to Mordor with some men, hobbits, a wizard and a dwarf. I hate dwarves! Do I really? Just because Ada hates them doesn't mean I have to.
Legolas.
Day two
Today we left for the evil land. Aragorn and Arwen were talking alone and I think they are engaged. I want to be in love with Arwen but she loves Aragorn.
We had to walk for hours and now we are camping on some rocks. I couldn't sleep so I went to Gandalf's pack and stole some of his weed and his pipe. I smoked but now I can't breathe very well. I feel kind of sick.
Bye.
Day three
Today there were some evil birds and we all had to hide, otherwise I might have been attacked by all the fangirls.
Bye, Legolas.
Day four
We tried to walk through the misty mountains today but it was to cold for the not elfs. I walked on the snow because I am the best!
Bye, Legolas
Day five
I don't want to admit it, but I'm scared. I hate going underground. We are in a creepy dwarf mine. It is very messed up. There are spider webs everywhere and a warped creature named Gollum kept following us.
I feel like leaving but I can't because the door is broken. I have no choice but to walk through the whole mine.
Bye, Legolas.
Day six
We are in LothLorien. Gandalf died and I am kind of sad. Everybody wants me to translate elvish for them but I decided not to.
Galadriel has good water. It tastes like wine.
Bye
Day seven
Today we left lothlorien. Galadriel gave me a new bow and I got to use it on some orcs a few minutes ago.
I think we're being watched.
Day eight
Boromir died! I don't really know how I feel. Aragorn made Gimli and I run for a while.
Also, Frodo and Sam left and Pippin and Merry got kidnapped by some orcs.
Day nine
I can't write in my diary anymore because Aragorn has been snooping through my stuff lately and he might find my diary.
Goodbye forever.