I don't know if I will ever continue this. I just thought it was a good story idea. If anybody wants to continue it feel free. I would love to see more than one version of this as well.

Prologue

"No please. Just listen to me. I haven't had a clear thought in like forever. Usually I lose track, but this time it's different. I just need you to hear me out, baby boy. I promise you won't regret it." Deadpool pleaded.

Seventeen-year-old Peter Parker hesitated.

"Mr. Deadpool." Peter started.

"No, no. Call me Wade. God, I wish this was one of the other universes, but it's not so just listen. People think I'm crazy and maybe I am, but I'm also kind of not. My head is just all screwy and it goes in different directions sometimes. Or I get stuck in different dimensions. Things happen one way in one place and then different in another one. This one we're in right now its messed up. Like uber messed up."

"Mr…er…Wade, I'm not sure I'm following."

"Alternate universes, spidey baby. I see them. A whole heck of a lot of them. And the one we are in is going downhill fast."

Peter was speechless.

"Alternate universes? But how?"

"Weapon X fucked me up good. I didn't just get the healing and avocado face. I got my third, fourth, and fifth eye blown wide open. I can see all of it. Sometimes all at once. For example, in some you're older, in college already. In others, Aunt May is an older woman instead of a MILF. In some you were even the love child of Captain America and Ironman. Those are the good ones!" Wade took a breath.

"This one is kind of fucked though. I'm here and I am not supposed to be. Unfortunately, things don't change much with me, we still lose to Big and Ugly. Last time I took the long/short sleep Lady Death and I had a chat. She sort of just inserted me here if that makes any sense. She doesn't like what's about to happen. She's kind of hot when she's pissed actually…" Wade shook his head trying to focus.

"Sorry, sorry. It's getting harder to focus. I need to get it all out before this version of me just sort of…forgets."

Peter took a seat next to Wade and decided to listen.

"Something happened here that wasn't supposed to. In most other universes the Avengers are like a family, stuck together like glue. That whole Civil War bullshit didn't happen. Ultron didn't happen. JARVIS is alive, and everything is all hunky dory. Now from what I'm getting from my other selves is that this universe got fucked up sometime when the Avengers all met for the first time. They didn't gel for some reason like they were supposed to."

"The Civil War didn't happen? Mr. Stark…didn't get hurt?"

"Not only that baby boy but the Scarlett bitch didn't exist or at least they never met her. I don't know what went wrong in this universe. I'm not even sure if it was her presence here that screwed things up or not but let me tell you about 75% of the other universes don't include her."

"So, what? There's nothing we can do. Not even with the time stone." Peter said dejectedly.

Wade shook his head.

"That's the thing baby boy there is something we can do. I told you before Wanda didn't exist in a lot of those universes, but neither did I. What did exist in one form or another is you. You exist in about 95% of them even when you're not Spiderman. In some you're older or younger, the biological or adopted son of Tony Stark, or even in a few memorable universes, a really hot stripper. That flexibility. Yum." Wade licked his lips.

"Wade!" Peter flushed.

"Sorry sorry. I forgot you're underaged in this one." Wade held his hands up.

"My point is you almost always exist, Peter."

"I didn't exist in this one until about seventeen years ago." Peter raised his eyebrows.

"Exactly, but what if you did?! Once you enter the life of an alternate Tony or me things always change for the better."

"Your point?"

"Like I said Lady Death doesn't like what's happened. She doesn't want Thanos to win. She wanted to send me back far enough to fix this mess, but I'm too fucked in the head for it. I don't have the moral compass for it and I might even forget what the fuck I'm even doing. You won't."

Peter took a breath trying to process all this.

"Are you saying I can go back in time and fix this? I can change all of it?" Could he save Mr. Stark, the Avengers' relationships, Uncle Ben?

"Yes, you can, baby boy."

"But how?" Peter asked shaking his head. "Not even the time stone can do that."

"Would you do it? If you could go back and fix things? Would you do it?" Wade said seriously.

"Of course."

"Good. I'm sorry, but time's almost up. Remember it all begins and ends with Stark."

"What?" Peter frowned.

Wade pulled up his mask and slammed his lips against Peter's.

Peter squeaked and flushed. He wanted to pull away, but he felt weak. Blackness slipped across his vision.

"You didn't exist back then Petey, but I did. Good luck, baby boy. See you in another life." Wade said sadly.

In 2018 Wade Wilson's existence solidified. He fought side by side with the Avengers to destroy Thanos, but it wasn't enough. Earth was destroyed, and Wade spent the rest of eternity as a companion to Lady Death.

In 1987, Cambridge Massachusetts, Peter Parker sprung into existence.