"Look alive students"

PC principal said in the micrphone getting everyone attenion for yet another school assembaly hosted by him and Vice principal strong Women as all the kids slowly stared to look at them they contined their annoment

"Now as you all know this school year grade haven't been very good in fact they have gone down very quick and very fast"PC principal started explaning the main problem they school was facing and the gave to micophone to Vice principal Strong Women

"Now me and PC principal had a very professional disscion last nigth about how we could fix our academic problem and we have decided that at his time of desperation we should call in some outside help"Strong Women finshed

Loud silence quickly, The he students begin to look around too see any new faces when nothing seem different they stared to softly talk amog themselves abut they think is going to happen next.

"Now we feel the school main academic problem lays within the students who don't do well on Tests and Quizs but don't wish to seek help from their teachers of with their fellow classmates so we came up with a plan that we can get some students from other school who are willing to volunteer and tour some of our...um..."PC principal slowly trailed and awkwardly handed the micophone to Strong Women

"Our less knowlagable students"Strong Women finshed

"What the hell does that mean?"Tweek whispered to Craig with a small twich in between words

"Thier trying to be nice but its kinda hard to say someone a retard while still trying to be PC"Craig answerd

"We have looked in to many schools aound our area and we think we found the perfect place that could really help everyone"Strong Women happily annouced

"The school we pick is one of the best private school in our area and have the most well trained students across South Park"PC principal continued passing the microphone it back to Strong Women

"The school is called G.Y.W.O.T.F which is sort for Gifted Young Women Of The Future, These girls decied to take time out of their lives to help you with your school lives"Strong Women finshed and passed the microphone back to PC principal

"Now any student struggling in any subject is more then welcom to come and see them vut their are other students who we are making it an manatory visit"PC principal said as he pulled out a white sheet of papter

"The following students that need to go to at lest one touring session are Stan Marsh, Eric Cartmen and Craig Tucker for algbra; Kyle Broflovski, and Hidi Turner for social behavior and Wendy testaburger, Kenny Mccormick,and Tweak Tweek for English"PC principal read aloud to the crowed of students

"Now the program will start tommrow morning and we hope to see some some of you and expect to see others of you"Strong Women concluded right at the bell and her and PC principal walked off to their offices while the students went to lunch

The they left the mult-pupose room the main 4 boys sat at their table and begain to express their feelings about how they felt about the school's new rules.

Author Note

Sorry I have'nt posted anything in like a yar but i'm really excited about this story and you should be epecting regular updates and remeber to...

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