FANFICTION – Deanowena OTP

Rowena was out doing some shopping or whatever. Then Dean walked in. "Hi there." he said and smiled. Rowena smiled back. "'ello there."

Rowena made her way over to Dean, where she lovingly put her hand on his left eye. ''Ferrrrrrrrgús'' She said with a gentle voice. ''What the fuck? Dats yo' son,'' Dean said perplexed. ''Ferrrrrrrrrrrgús'' Rowena repeated as she got a firm grip around his eyeball and ripped it out of his skull. ''Dis will maik a gr8 lamp'' she smiled, thrilled over her creativity. Rowena stepped over Dean's limb, cold body and walked out the door.

Dean was dead.